1) How would you feel if you learned you were the product of incest?

Confused I guess.

2) If you had a disease that was going to kill you tomorrow and there was only one pill to treat it in the entire world but it would only give you three years of life but cure a stranger forever would you let them have it?

I'd split it.

3) Do you believe bats have consciousness?

They get around well enough.

4) Have you ever been permabanned from other forums?

No.

5) Are you lonely?

Not presently.

6) How much did the fattest person you ever had sex with weigh?


200 poundsish

My bad. I didn’t think of that. Fixed.

Says the guy who did that exclusively until enough people shamed him.

1) How would you feel if you learned you were the product of incest?

You know what they say: incest is the best.

2) If you had a disease that was going to kill you tomorrow and there was only one pill to treat it in the entire world but it would only give you three years of life but cure a stranger forever would you let them have it?

I'm taking the pill and any consideration on my part would just be to sooth my conscience before I took it anyway. Pretty sure that's what everyone would do tbh.

3) Do you believe bats have consciousness?

**** off!

4) Have you ever been permabanned from other forums?

No but I've been perma-banned from this forum.

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5) Are you lonely?

I'm lonely as a bitch but I don't know how much of that is from legit loneliness and how much is from the ingrained social expectation that I should have a social circle. I honestly don't feel the need for all that much human contact and enjoy my solitude, but I'm definitely not satisfied with whatever the hell it is I want.

6) How much did the fattest person you ever had sex with weigh?

I don't know, it's been a while since I stepped on a scale.

1) How would you feel if you learned you were the product of incest?

I’d be pretty freaked out.

2) If you had a disease that was going to kill you tomorrow and there was only one pill to treat it in the entire world but it would only give you three years of life but cure a stranger forever would you let them have it?

No.


3) Do you believe bats have consciousness?

Yes.

4) Have you ever been permabanned from other forums?

Yes.

5) Are you lonely?

Yes

6) How much did the fattest person you ever had sex with weigh?



I think around 300

I absolute do not believe you. You are definitely self-obsessed and would not sacrifice yourself for another. You'd have to be a seriously pure mother****er to do that and I do not believe you are that person. TBH the fact that that you think you are makes me scoff at you as someone I'd thought would have more self-awareness.

Edit: Totally misread the post but I'll keep this bull**** up since I spent thirty seconds writing it and it might make for fun.

1) How would you feel if you learned you were the product of incest?

Surprised, but I'd rather be the product than the the producer.

2) If you had a disease that was going to kill you tomorrow and there was only one pill to treat it in the entire world but it would only give you three years of life but cure a stranger forever would you let them have it?

Hell no. I can't even pretend I would be that selfless.

3) Do you believe bats have consciousness?

I don't think that they are self aware.

4) Have you ever been permabanned from other forums?

No, never been banned except when I requested it.

5) Are you lonely?

Yes and no. It's a quality vs quantity issue.

6) How much did the fattest person you ever had sex with weigh?

Um I have no idea. I tend to date giants so I couldn't even hazard a guess.

lol

Your reaction when you misread it was dead on.

I also agree with what you said about it earlier

Looking down the barrel of a gun almost nobody be giving a **** about no stranger.

People who think they’d give up three years probably wouldn’t give three weeks. A lot of people wouldn’t give up three hours. No matter what you believe or don’t believe death is ****ing scary. That said, different subject, suffering can overcome the will to live.

That’s really interesting to me. It used to be pretty much everyone intuitively concluded the same but now it seems that people intuitively conclude the opposite. I’m just speculating based off things I’ve read of course but it seems to me like there’s been an entire paradigm shift in how people imagine what it’s like to be another living thing if it’s like anything at all.

Question inspired by Thomas Nagel’s essay

https://organizations.utep.edu/porta.../nagel_bat.pdf

Death question was inspired by this:

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.lio...n-average/amp/

I don’t think there’s a very intelligent write up on the study but you can still draw conclusions or at least further questions from the data.

Life is precious, and there's no way to appreciate life except by way of your own appreciation of it. Nothing could make me want to die more than appreciating my own life less. I should think that would be a truism.

Yeah. I did it all of one time. Once it was pointed out to me, I sorted it. Also, **** you. :)
There aren't many industrial grade scales around your parts, no?
:laughing:
Ah, it's great being a skeleton! :)

Oh hell the **** no you cock gargler, you did it quite a few times.

1) How would you feel if you learned you were the product of incest?

id be disgusted

2) If you had a disease that was going to kill you tomorrow and there was only one pill to treat it in the entire world but it would only give you three years of life but cure a stranger forever would you let them have it?

idk, id cut the pill in half(they actually have pill cutters). and give them half and pray for the best


3) Do you believe bats have consciousness?

no, or they would organize and try to communicate with humans
4) Have you ever been permabanned from other forums?

Yes, a few, been on the net netting yo

5) Are you lonely?

Yes, i have some people i know and see but mostly im lonely.

6) How much did the fattest person you ever had sex with weigh?
not that fat

1) How would you feel if you learned you were the product of incest?

Like it explained my poor genes.

2) If you had a disease that was going to kill you tomorrow and there was only one pill to treat it in the entire world but it would only give you three years of life but cure a stranger forever would you let them have it?

Hopefully. No need to be greedy. Cavemen lived for 30 years or so - I've had a good run.

3) Do you believe bats have consciousness?

Yeah, but not so sure about Batlord.

4) Have you ever been permabanned from other forums?

No other forum has ever interested me enough that I'd bother joining.

5) Are you lonely?

I don't need massive amounts of human contact, but sometimes, yeah. I should get out more.

6) How much did the fattest person you ever had sex with weigh?

No idea, but she definitely had some extra padding. When the lights are off, it doesn't necessarily matter so much.

1) How would you feel if you learned you were the product of incest?

I'd feel that it's ironic then that my best friends nickname is Caine?

2) If you had a disease that was going to kill you tomorrow and there was only one pill to treat it in the entire world but it would only give you three years of life but cure a stranger forever would you let them have it?

Yes. It's pointless to live only an additional three years when I could make someone live a full life instead.

3) Do you believe bats have consciousness?

I suppose all animals do to some small extent or another.

4) Have you ever been permabanned from other forums?

No, not that I can remember.

5) Are you lonely?

Yes and no at the same time. I am lonely, but I'm not as lonely as the people who surround themselves with people to fill their own emptiness. I'm introverted, so to some degree solitude comes natural to me. I had to adjust to communicating with people, which I've finally gotten around to doing.

6) How much did the fattest person you ever had sex with weigh?

260 lbs. Though, I was about 240 lbs at the time. Coincidentally enough, we're both 100 lbs lighter now, just several hours apart and to be totally honest sex isn't a massive pinnacle or coveted thing to me the way that it is for many people. My interests in life are just elsewhere, at this point.

The point isn't whether you could rationalize whether or not you would give away the pill. The point is that when the person you were to give it to was right in front of you, and you were essentially giving away your entire ****ing life away, would you be able to part with a physical thing that would murder you?

We're talking about essentially committing suicide.

Congrats on hitting 30k posts. Didn't you turn 30 recently?

If by quite a few times you mean once, then yes.

Absolutely not just once. **** off.

There’s been a lot of bull**** answers on question number one.

Just sayin

It would be a ****ing crazy thing to discover

I mean I got a cousin or two I'd hit up if I knew I had a free pass but that's about it.

1) How would you feel if you learned you were the product of incest?

I would feel motivated to take banjo lessons.

2) If you had a disease that was going to kill you tomorrow and there was only one pill to treat it in the entire world but it would only give you three years of life but cure a stranger forever would you let them have it?

Stranger? No. My daughter? Yes.

3) Do you believe bats have consciousness?

Literally don't care.

4) Have you ever been permabanned from other forums?

No, im a good person.

5) Are you lonely?


Idk you tell me.

6) How much did the fattest person you ever had sex with weigh?


Like 230 lbs or so.

1) How would you feel if you learned you were the product of incest?
Shocked and surprised.

2) If you had a disease that was going to kill you tomorrow and there was only one pill to treat it in the entire world but it would only give you three years of life but cure a stranger forever would you let them have it?
**** the stranger. He's probably an ******* anyway.

3) Do you believe bats have consciousness?
Their neural system seems to be complicated enough to have some kind of consciousness, yeah.

4) Have you ever been permabanned from other forums?
Never from a forum, but there's a German equivalent to yahoo where I have an e-mail adress. They also post news and I used to comment and make fun of their ****ty grammar, for which I was permabanned from commenting.

5) Are you lonely?
I have a great family and circle of friends, but it's been a while since I had a girlfriend. Probably more horny, than lonely though.

6) How much did the fattest person you ever had sex with weigh?
I like them petite. Never ****ed anyone who weighed significantly more than 50 kg (110 pounds).

1) How would you feel if you learned you were the product of incest?

Fake and gay.

2) If you had a disease that was going to kill you tomorrow and there was only one pill to treat it in the entire world but it would only give you three years of life but cure a stranger forever would you let them have it?

Depends on the stranger. Would have to do some research on them. They would have to be pretty special though.

3) Do you believe bats have consciousness?

Judging by the dictionary definition I don't see why not.

4) Have you ever been permabanned from other forums?

Yes. RYM. Won't bore everyone with the story again.

5) Are you lonely?

I feel like I should feel as though I am lonely, but I don't. I've not had a serious relationship in my life and I live alone - but I spend basically all my time surrounded by colleagues/friends and the general public. It's hard to feel lonely when you talk to people all day every day.

6) How much did the fattest person you ever had sex with weigh?

I like slim girls as a whole and I would guess about 10 stones.

****ing Brits and their ****ing retard units. Almost as bad as the ****ing Yanks.

Imagine thinking fewer numbers is retarded. ***git.

Pretty sure every non-Brit on here still has no idea how fat that bitch was.

1) How would you feel if you learned you were the product of incest?
I already feel like a monster most days as it is so I feel it wouldn't shock me too much.

2) If you had a disease that was going to kill you tomorrow and there was only one pill to treat it in the entire world but it would only give you three years of life but cure a stranger forever would you let them have it?
Depends on the stranger, obviously.

3) Do you believe bats have consciousness?
I'd imagine so. I hope so. I love bats.

4) Have you ever been permabanned from other forums?
Plenty when I was a kid (age 12-13), not sure if that counts. (My crimes included trying to catfish the moderator ladies who were 10+ years older than me, getting in a vicious argument about Xena's lesbianism, and some other thing I can't recall)

5) Are you lonely?
I rarely feel loneliness. I more often feel generally disappointed by people (after making a new friend or whatever) and want to get away from them as a result.

6) How much did the fattest person you ever had sex with weigh?
I wouldn't know. I don't generally quiz people about their weight.

Just from the ol eyeball test- some serious chunkolas in there?

Google is your friend.
Approx 140 lbs you lazy ****.
Yeah. It doesn't count when you have control over them, queen of the bats!
How heavy is Hawk? :laughing:

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Do tell.

Are you good at giving head?

Would you give up all other sources of income for the chance to get paid $1000 every time you dropped acid for the rest of your life (supply and legality are no problem)?

Would you kill Trump if it were completely foolproof and instead of Pence you would become president?


What’s the largest living thing you ever killed?


Have you ever been sexually harassed or assaulted?

Do you have genital herpes? If not, is it a deal breaker?

Are you good at giving head?

I've used my fumbling cunning linquistics skills exactly twice ever and I don't know how it went. Which probably means it went not so great.

Would you give up all other sources of income for the chance to get paid $1000 every time you dropped acid for the rest of your life (supply and legality are no problem)?

No, I don't do drugs. I even drink in extreme moderation.

Would you kill Trump if it were completely foolproof and instead of Pence you would become president?

I would be well meaning, but **** everything up. So, no.

What’s the largest living thing you ever killed?

Whatever the biggest spider will have been. One big enough to leave a disgusting brown smear. *yuck*. I try not to squash insects these days, but get them away from me instead.

Have you ever been sexually harassed or assaulted?

No. I wish women grabbed my butt.

Do you have genital herpes? If not, is it a deal breaker?

That I don't have genital herpes? I don't imagine that to be a dealbreaker, but an advantage.

Are you good at giving head?

I've never had any complaints from any woman.

Would you give up all other sources of income for the chance to get paid $1000 every time you dropped acid for the rest of your life (supply and legality are no problem)?

Yeah. I could live comfortable on 1000$ a week. Plus, I love acid. I just can't FIND acid. But, that's sort of the saying: You don't find acid, acid finds you.

Would you kill Trump if it were completely foolproof and instead of Pence you would become president?

I don't wanna be the president, so I'd try to kill Pence and the Secretary of State as well.

What’s the largest living thing you ever killed?

Jumbo Rats. I have to feed my Boa Constrictor and she stopped eating frozen rats some years ago.

Have you ever been sexually harassed or assaulted?

Yes, but, I try not to think or talk about it.

Do you have genital herpes? If not, is it a deal breaker?

No, I don't have genital herpes, and yes that would be a deal breaker.

Are you good at giving head?

Yes.

Would you give up all other sources of income for the chance to get paid $1000 every time you dropped acid for the rest of your life (supply and legality are no problem)?

I've never done acid and idk if im the type that would enjoy that often but if i could replace acid with weed i'd be a millionaire in no time.

Would you kill Trump if it were completely foolproof and instead of Pence you would become president?

No. Despite the fact all my liberal friends try to keep shoving down my throat i should hate Trump, i wouldn't kill the guy. Don't want his job either.

What’s the largest living thing you ever killed?

A pigeon.

Have you ever been sexually harassed or assaulted?

Sadly yea.

Do you have genital herpes? If not, is it a deal breaker?

No and it is.

Are you good at giving head?

Generally. Depends on how drunk I am

Would you give up all other sources of income for the chance to get paid $1000 every time you dropped acid for the rest of your life (supply and legality are no problem)?

If microdosing counts then yes, but I wouldn't want to do acid that often if not.

Would you kill Trump if it were completely foolproof

Yes!

and instead of Pence you would become president?

Oh....probably not.

What’s the largest living thing you ever killed?

I've cut down an 30ish foot oak tree that was infested with these bugs that were ****ing up our house.

Have you ever been sexually harassed or assaulted?

A gay dude tried to grab my crotch at a jazz bar.

Do you have genital herpes? If not, is it a deal breaker?

No. Yes.

Are you good at giving head?

I have received many compliments.

Would you give up all other sources of income for the chance to get paid $1000 every time you dropped acid for the rest of your life (supply and legality are no problem)?

Absolutely. I've actually still never done acid but I imagine micro dosing a couple times a week would be a nice way to live.

Would you kill Trump if it were completely foolproof and instead of Pence you would become president?

I wouldn't want to kill him but my superiority complex says go for it.

What’s the largest living thing you ever killed?

A deer. I cried. My dad took me hunting as a kid and I tried to aim high and miss on purpose but I ended up injuring it and then had to put it out of its misery. I still think about how scared it was. Not a happy memory.

Have you ever been sexually harassed or assaulted?

Yes.

Do you have genital herpes? If not, is it a deal breaker?

No, and it depends.

I didn’t think about stipulating the dose but I mean like a normal hit of acid so like 100 micrograms or whatever.

A bad trip is terrifying. That is from mushrooms though. I did them five or six times and on the last time it was hellish. When it's good, it's great though.

I dunno if you have ever played MGS2, but there is a part in the game where you're fighting as Raiden and the game goes to Game Over when it's still playing, and the game play is right in the corner, that's what it was like for me. My field of view was right in the corner and everything was scaring me. I'd lift my arm and look at my hand and it felt like it was 10 metres away. The quiet of the bathroom sounded like an aeroplane taking off. Everything became distorted as if it was trying to frighten me.

Never done them again. Would not do acid.

No then. I wouldn't want to do acid that often since I appreciate it too much and like to make it special each time I take it. I'd do it once a month at most.