Yeah, cause teeny bopper middle schoolers are all about school and respecting their elders. Great plan. And I see you didn't say anything about teaching elementary school.

If you had to be an educator, what would you teach and to what level?

I think it'd be cool to be an English teacher, but the curriculum isn't up to me so it wouldn't be as fun. Probably like being some sort of social studies teacher more. Don't know which grade level, probably high school.

If you had to run a business, what kind of business would you run?

I'd honestly really like to own a convenience store but that's kind of lame so bookstore is my answer. This store here is a used book/record store which I enjoy, maybe something like that?

If you had to be an artist, what would be your medium?

Preferably musician, I try my best already. But would also like to be an author, and literally every single person who's ever read anything I've written says the same. The visual arts are a no go, don't even get me started.

If you had to be a tradesman/woman, what would be your trade?

Going old school and gonna say metalsmith. It sounds hardcore and awesome and I'm just very into swords and junk. I could, like, make swords.

If you had to be a master criminal, what would be your area of expertise?

Master thief most definitely.

If you had to be a ruling politician, how would you lead?

Don't know enough about politics to answer =/ . I don't even know how I'd like the world to be.

If you had to be an educator, what would you teach and to what level?
high school history. i would preach to those kids like crazy and do my best to undermine whatever worldview they came into the class with.

If you had to run a business, what kind of business would you run?
some sort of website... most likely porn.

If you had to be an artist, what would be your medium?
writing. it always came naturally to me i just don't have the balls/creativity to pursue it as a real job.

If you had to be a tradesman/woman, what would be your trade?
eletrician probably just cause my stepdad was and i know for the most part he had a decent gig.

If you had to be a master criminal, what would be your area of expertise?
probably identity theft/cyber crime.

If you had to be a ruling politician, how would you lead?
with an iron fist.
the reason is basically cause i lost faith in humanity to decide what's really best for themselves.

I doubt elementary school children would have the attention span I'm able to tolerate. Middle school children are getting into that whole terrible self-discovery phase. High school kids are just in a hurry to get the hell out of there.

actually good point. i'll change my answer to community college lol

1. Bill Gates gives you a certified cheque for one thousand dollars, which must be entirely spent within the next twenty-four hours. How do you use it?
   
   Drivers lessons lol.
   
2. What's your favourite part of Thanksgiving dinner?
   
   Kiwi here, don't celebrate it.
   
3. What's your favourite movie franchise?
   
   Star Wars originals.
   
4. What do you feel has been the best year for music from 1915-2014?
   
   1969.
   
5. Do you consider yourself patriotic?
   
   No.
   
6. Do you have a distinct dressing style? If so, what is it?
   
   Yes, feminine, floral, short dresses and tight clothes. I used to dress street style but now love girly clothes.

If you had to be an educator, what would you teach and to what level?

Statistics, college Professor.

If you had to run a business, what kind of business would you run?

Internet business, some kind of website or app.

If you had to be an artist, what would be your medium?

Novelist.

If you had to be a tradesman/woman, what would be your trade?

Electrician.

If you had to be a master criminal, what would be your area of expertise?

Gang leader like the mob. Or second in command.

If you had to be a ruling politician, how would you lead?

With my tits.

If you had to be an educator, what would you teach and to what level?
High school health class. Hopefully my lessons on birth control will get through to the little ****ers and they'll have less children so that I don't have to teach anymore.

If you had to run a business, what kind of business would you run?
These days? Comic book shop. Do I really need to explain?

If you had to be an artist, what would be your medium?
I find that, while I'm not really any good at it, I like world-building as a writer.

If you had to be a tradesman/woman, what would be your trade?
Is male stripper a trade? If not, then I kind of dig the idea of being a sailor in the merchant marine and seeing the world.

If you had to be a master criminal, what would be your area of expertise?
Mercenary. Hey, if I'm gonna be a sociopath, I might as well be the sociopath with the biggest gun.

If you had to be a ruling politician, how would you lead?
From the golf course, like every other politician.

If you had to be an educator, what would you teach and to what level?
- Personal finance management.

If you had to run a business, what kind of business would you run?
- Something helpful, something gratifying, something I'm passionate about. So basically, a high-level IT consulting firm. (This isn't fixing computers, this is consulting on building entire corporate IT infrastructures). That's where my goal is at currently.

If you had to be an artist, what would be your medium?
- Beer cans. shitty beer, to be exact. To underscore the point that there are alcoholics out there that don't give three fucks about the taste. AKA me.

If you had to be a tradesman/woman, what would be your trade?
- I guess having a job is a trade, right. Well, my trade is IT. I plan, purchase, implement and maintain the infrastructure upon which our company does business. If it's any help, I only went to tech school, which used to be called "trade school"... so I guess that's relevant.

If you had to be a master criminal, what would be your area of expertise?
- See above.

If you had to be a ruling politician, how would you lead?
- I don't know. Nor does anyone else, if we're being realistic. I have an idea of how I could contribute to the democratic process, but I'm far too realistic to know it would ever be realized within the jungle of politics.

If you had to be an educator, what would you teach and to what level?
Karate. I've already got a bit of teaching experience.

If you had to run a business, what kind of business would you run?
Used bookstore. The kind where the shelves aren't perfectly organized, and you feel there could be some obscure gem just waiting for you.

If you had to be an artist, what would be your medium?
Both writing and music are in my blood, but acting would be cool too.

If you had to be a tradesman/woman, what would be your trade?
Stonemasonry, maybe.

If you had to be a master criminal, what would be your area of expertise?
I'd be the master of disguise spy who gets all the ladies.

If you had to be a ruling politician, how would you lead?
With intelligence.

An artist to paint your portrait?

An author to write your biography?

A director to record you life to screen?

A musician to sing a song about your life?

Favorite gift you ever gave someone for Christmas?

Favorite gift you ever received for Christmas?