Da irony.

You're a character in a novel/film. The only choice you have is who your victim is.

It hurts so good.

I do it for you.

I'm gonna run to you.

Here I am.

Stop it! This is reckless. **** it, if you want it, you got it but you're going to be waking up the neighbors. So far, so good.

Please forgive me.

I fight authority, but authority always wins. :(