The Saturday 6-Pack

ThePhanastasio · 06-21-2015, 12:54 AM

What's your favorite piece of art?
- I'd have to say it's either Dali's "The Disintegration of the Persistence of Memory" or Edward Hopper's "Nighthawks."

What's your favorite Youtube video?
-
Llamas With Hats.

At what point in your life did you start doing your own laundry? Be honest. We'll know if you're lying.
- When I was 17 and went off to college, I had to do my own laundry. Really though, I often leave my laundry on top of the washing machine (or even in the washing machine) at home in hopes that someone else will do it to get it out of the way so they can do their own laundry.

How many days a week do you spend completely by yourself?
- Entire days? None, unfortunately. I'd like to spend at least three, though.

Do you believe in an afterlife? If not, what would your ideal afterlife be if it existed?
- No. If it existed, I'd like it to be a lot like this, but with like, superpowers. Like, jumping into fictional works and them becoming real. That would be killer. I don't believe that's really any particular religious canon, but that's what I'd enjoy.

If your government enforced a new rule that required you to wear a hat whenever you're in public, what kind of hat would you wear?
- An invisible one. In my business casual attire, I tend to wear my hair in a bun, and a hat would be awkward.

Isbjørn · 06-21-2015, 10:03 AM

What's your favorite piece of art?
Ugh, I don't know. Does album art count? Because I really do dig the cover art on Sunny Day Real Estate's Diary album.

What's your favorite Youtube video?
Currently, this.

At what point in your life did you start doing your own laundry? Be honest. We'll know if you're lying.
I live with my parents. I do some of the landry, though, and not just mine. Been helping for, I don't know, three years? Patting myself on the back here.

How many days a week do you spend completely by yourself?
None. Scool, family, etc.

Do you believe in an afterlife? If not, what would your ideal afterlife be if it existed?
I consider myself an agnostic atheist, but I believe in a very non-spiritual kind of reincarnation. No karma or anything - I just have a hard time believing in death. But if there is an afterlife, I want it to be like John Wilkes Booth described it. Walking around like a ghost, scaring the **** out of the living, watching people shower, not having to eat, drink or ****, and making intergalactic travels just for the **** of it? Hell yes?

If your government enforced a new rule that required you to wear a hat whenever you're in public, what kind of hat would you wear?
I'd wear a FEDORAAAA

Spoiler for fedorahh:

Seriously though, I'd wear a knitted wool beanie. I do that already. I don't care if it's June, I'm gangsta.

**Exo** · 06-21-2015, 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by ThePhanastasio

What's your favorite piece of art?
- I'd have to say it's either Dali's "The Disintegration of the Persistence of Memory" or Edward Hopper's "Nighthawks."

One of my favorites as well. I actually have a print on my wall right now but it's a tribute to it with James Dean, Elvis, Humphrey Bogart, and Marilyn Monroe at the table. Still neat.

Might as well answer my own set.

What's your favorite piece of art?

I'll just stick to painting and not film.

Salvador Dali "City of Drawers"

What's your favorite Youtube video?

This f*cking bird.

At what point in your life did you start doing your own laundry? Be honest. We'll know if you're lying.

When I was 24 and moved out of my house. My mother has OCD and believes that unless she herself does the laundry, I'm either going to ruin my clothes or ruin the washing machine. She puts an exact amount, to the drop, of detergent in the machine to match the exact size of the load. It's nuts.

How many days a week do you spend completely by yourself?

I average around 3-4. I'll hang with friends at least once a week during the work week but I'll be out all weekend. Those three or four days can sort of suck though.

Do you believe in an afterlife? If not, what would your ideal afterlife be if it existed?

I honestly don't know what the f*ck I believe. The universe is too complicated for me to understand it. I claim ignorance and just try to live my life. What I hope happens though and that you sort of just become this free floating consciousness that is allowed to traverse time and space for all eternity. Want to see your great great great great grandfather fight in the Revolutionary War? Just time warp over there. Want to see what Uranus is like? Head over there. That'd be neat.

If your government enforced a new rule that required you to wear a hat whenever you're in public, what kind of hat would you wear?

I wear beanies all the time so I probably would wear one of those but I recently wore a hat kind of like what John Hammond wears in Jurassic Park and I f*cking loved it. I'd wear that too when the sun is out.

The Batlord · 06-21-2015, 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Exo_

Salvador Dali "City of Drawers"

Something tells me that whatever artistic **** he might have also been trying to express, really he just wanted to paint drawer-boobs with knob-nipples, and chuckle like a moron.

**Frownland** · 06-21-2015, 11:25 AM

Dali had quite a sense of humour.

The Batlord · 06-21-2015, 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

Dali had quite a sense of humour.

No idea WTF I just watched, but I'm assuming it was a fifteen-minute-long troll, just to **** with people... and possibly an obtuse statement about sexuality and gender identity or something? IDK.

It did lead me to this delightful bit of weirdness, though...

Oriphiel · 07-21-2015, 06:18 AM

Looks like the last few Saturdays got skipped. If someone wants to make a posthumous six-pack, go for it.

InStereo · 07-26-2015, 04:27 AM

What's your favorite piece of art?
Vincnt Van Gogh's 'Self Portrait - 1889'. I see it as a portrait of silent frustration, desolation and bereftness; a struggle of the mind and its demons.

What's your favorite Youtube video?
Currently:

At what point in your life did you start doing your own laundry? Be honest. We'll know if you're lying.
When I moved from my mother's house to my father's, when I was 17.

How many days a week do you spend completely by yourself?
One and a half. Saturday day and Wednesday night while my wife works.

Do you believe in an afterlife? If not, what would your ideal afterlife be if it existed?
I'd consider myself an agnostic. Ultimately, I am as neither resolute to the existence of a god or deity, as I am to their non-existence. Show me facts, not faith, and I'll come to my own conclusions.

If your government enforced a new rule that required you to wear a hat whenever you're in public, what kind of hat would you wear?
A beanie with ear-flaps.

bob. · 07-26-2015, 12:38 PM

what the hell....it's only over a month old

What's your favorite piece of art?
Joseph Beuys - I like America and America Likes Me

I May 1974 Joseph Beuys first stepped onto American soil at JFK airport...He was wrapped in a grey wool shroud and put onto an ambulance stretcher....they ambulance transported him to an art gallery in New York City where he spent several days locked up with nothing but a bowl of water, a cane, the shroud, a pile of straw, a bundle of The Wall Street Journal (delivered daily), and a wild coyote.....after about 7 days he was removed from the enclosure put back into an ambulance and transported back to JFK to leave America.

What's your favorite Youtube video?
anything involving Shia LaBeouf

At what point in your life did you start doing your own laundry? Be honest. We'll know if you're lying.
I honestly do not remember....but i think at some point in my mid teens

How many days a week do you spend completely by yourself?
it seems to me these days the only time i spend by myself is when i'm running and cycling.....and i do both as often as i can

Do you believe in an afterlife? If not, what would your ideal afterlife be if it existed?
No i do not....i believe in energy transference....My ideal afterlife would involve rivers of whiskey and trees that grew narcotic pills as fruits

If your government enforced a new rule that required you to wear a hat whenever you're in public, what kind of hat would you wear?

edit.....

i just tried to buy one but unfortunately they are out of stock

Oriphiel · 08-01-2015, 04:46 PM

It's that magical day once again!

Do you still have any toys from your childhood that you refuse to throw out/give away?

What movie do you consider to be most important to you?

Remember back in elementary school, when they made everyone write about what they imagined their life would be like in the future? Well, now that the future has arrived, how does your life compare?

If you could have sex with any mythological figure, who would you choose?

Are there any songs that you have to listen to whenever you do something (for example, a song that you can't resist playing whenever you're speeding down the highway, cleaning, going to sleep, relaxing on the beach, going on a road trip, etc.)?

If you had to live in a reality based on an album cover, which album which you pick?

06-21-2015, 12:54 AM	#5991 (permalink)
ThePhanastasio Killed Laura Palmer Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Ashland, KY Posts: 1,679	What's your favorite piece of art? - I'd have to say it's either Dali's "The Disintegration of the Persistence of Memory" or Edward Hopper's "Nighthawks." What's your favorite Youtube video? - Llamas With Hats. At what point in your life did you start doing your own laundry? Be honest. We'll know if you're lying. - When I was 17 and went off to college, I had to do my own laundry. Really though, I often leave my laundry on top of the washing machine (or even in the washing machine) at home in hopes that someone else will do it to get it out of the way so they can do their own laundry. How many days a week do you spend completely by yourself? - Entire days? None, unfortunately. I'd like to spend at least three, though. Do you believe in an afterlife? If not, what would your ideal afterlife be if it existed? - No. If it existed, I'd like it to be a lot like this, but with like, superpowers. Like, jumping into fictional works and them becoming real. That would be killer. I don't believe that's really any particular religious canon, but that's what I'd enjoy. If your government enforced a new rule that required you to wear a hat whenever you're in public, what kind of hat would you wear? - An invisible one. In my business casual attire, I tend to wear my hair in a bun, and a hat would be awkward. __________________ Phish: Studio Discography Reviewed 100 Albums I Heartily Recommend My last.fm It's a hand-me-down, the thoughts are broken Perhaps they're better left unsung

06-21-2015, 10:03 AM	#5992 (permalink)
Isbjørn cooler commie than elph Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: In a hole, help Posts: 2,811	What's your favorite piece of art? Ugh, I don't know. Does album art count? Because I really do dig the cover art on Sunny Day Real Estate's Diary album. What's your favorite Youtube video? Currently, this. At what point in your life did you start doing your own laundry? Be honest. We'll know if you're lying. I live with my parents. I do some of the landry, though, and not just mine. Been helping for, I don't know, three years? Patting myself on the back here. How many days a week do you spend completely by yourself? None. Scool, family, etc. Do you believe in an afterlife? If not, what would your ideal afterlife be if it existed? I consider myself an agnostic atheist, but I believe in a very non-spiritual kind of reincarnation. No karma or anything - I just have a hard time believing in death. But if there is an afterlife, I want it to be like John Wilkes Booth described it. Walking around like a ghost, scaring the ** out of the living, watching people shower, not having to eat, drink or , and making intergalactic travels just for the of it? Hell yes? If your government enforced a new rule that required you to wear a hat whenever you're in public, what kind of hat would you wear? I'd wear a FEDORAAAA Spoiler** for fedorahh: Seriously though, I'd wear a knitted wool beanie. I do that already. I don't care if it's June, I'm gangsta. __________________ fast(ml) Hear me play the guitar Look, mom! I got a journal

06-21-2015, 11:25 AM	#5995 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,548	Dali had quite a sense of humour. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

07-21-2015, 06:18 AM	#5997 (permalink)
Oriphiel Ask me how! Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: The States Posts: 5,355	Looks like the last few Saturdays got skipped. If someone wants to make a posthumous six-pack, go for it. __________________ ---------------------- \|---Mic's Albums---\| ---------------------- ----------------------------- \|---Deafbox Industries---\| -----------------------------

07-26-2015, 12:38 PM	#5999 (permalink)
bob. Still sends his reguards. Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Trying to get out of the cat town.... Posts: 5,039	what the hell....it's only over a month old What's your favorite piece of art? Joseph Beuys - I like America and America Likes Me I May 1974 Joseph Beuys first stepped onto American soil at JFK airport...He was wrapped in a grey wool shroud and put onto an ambulance stretcher....they ambulance transported him to an art gallery in New York City where he spent several days locked up with nothing but a bowl of water, a cane, the shroud, a pile of straw, a bundle of The Wall Street Journal (delivered daily), and a wild coyote.....after about 7 days he was removed from the enclosure put back into an ambulance and transported back to JFK to leave America. What's your favorite Youtube video? anything involving Shia LaBeouf At what point in your life did you start doing your own laundry? Be honest. We'll know if you're lying. I honestly do not remember....but i think at some point in my mid teens How many days a week do you spend completely by yourself? it seems to me these days the only time i spend by myself is when i'm running and cycling.....and i do both as often as i can Do you believe in an afterlife? If not, what would your ideal afterlife be if it existed? No i do not....i believe in energy transference....My ideal afterlife would involve rivers of whiskey and trees that grew narcotic pills as fruits If your government enforced a new rule that required you to wear a hat whenever you're in public, what kind of hat would you wear? edit..... i just tried to buy one but unfortunately they are out of stock __________________ A kiss is the beginning of cannibalism. Reach out, pierce the fine fabric of the sheltering sky, take repose.

07-26-2015, 04:27 AM	#5998 (permalink)
InStereo Groupie Join Date: Jul 2015 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 12	What's your favorite piece of art? Vincnt Van Gogh's 'Self Portrait - 1889'. I see it as a portrait of silent frustration, desolation and bereftness; a struggle of the mind and its demons. What's your favorite Youtube video? Currently: At what point in your life did you start doing your own laundry? Be honest. We'll know if you're lying. When I moved from my mother's house to my father's, when I was 17. How many days a week do you spend completely by yourself? One and a half. Saturday day and Wednesday night while my wife works. Do you believe in an afterlife? If not, what would your ideal afterlife be if it existed? I'd consider myself an agnostic. Ultimately, I am as neither resolute to the existence of a god or deity, as I am to their non-existence. Show me facts, not faith, and I'll come to my own conclusions. If your government enforced a new rule that required you to wear a hat whenever you're in public, what kind of hat would you wear? A beanie with ear-flaps.

08-01-2015, 04:46 PM	#6000 (permalink)
Oriphiel Ask me how! Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: The States Posts: 5,355	It's that magical day once again! Do you still have any toys from your childhood that you refuse to throw out/give away? What movie do you consider to be most important to you? Remember back in elementary school, when they made everyone write about what they imagined their life would be like in the future? Well, now that the future has arrived, how does your life compare? If you could have sex with any mythological figure, who would you choose? Are there any songs that you have to listen to whenever you do something (for example, a song that you can't resist playing whenever you're speeding down the highway, cleaning, going to sleep, relaxing on the beach, going on a road trip, etc.)? If you had to live in a reality based on an album cover, which album which you pick? __________________ ---------------------- \|---Mic's Albums---\| ---------------------- ----------------------------- \|---Deafbox Industries---\| -----------------------------