The Saturday 6-Pack

**Frownland** · 04-28-2018, 10:54 AM

1) How would you feel if you learned you were the product of incest?

Confused I guess.

2) If you had a disease that was going to kill you tomorrow and there was only one pill to treat it in the entire world but it would only give you three years of life but cure a stranger forever would you let them have it?

I'd split it.

3) Do you believe bats have consciousness?

They get around well enough.

4) Have you ever been permabanned from other forums?

No.

5) Are you lonely?

Not presently.

6) How much did the fattest person you ever had sex with weigh?

200 poundsish

OccultHawk · 04-28-2018, 10:58 AM

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First: separate the questions with bold tags, you lazy ****! Don't just use one and expect us to put them in. And now, to put them in.

My bad. I didn’t think of that. Fixed.

The Batlord · 04-28-2018, 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart

First: separate the questions with bold tags, you lazy ****! Don't just use one and expect us to put them in. And now, to put them in.

Says the guy who did that exclusively until enough people shamed him.

1) How would you feel if you learned you were the product of incest?

You know what they say: incest is the best.

2) If you had a disease that was going to kill you tomorrow and there was only one pill to treat it in the entire world but it would only give you three years of life but cure a stranger forever would you let them have it?

I'm taking the pill and any consideration on my part would just be to sooth my conscience before I took it anyway. Pretty sure that's what everyone would do tbh.

3) Do you believe bats have consciousness?

**** off!

4) Have you ever been permabanned from other forums?

No but I've been perma-banned from this forum.

5) Are you lonely?

I'm lonely as a bitch but I don't know how much of that is from legit loneliness and how much is from the ingrained social expectation that I should have a social circle. I honestly don't feel the need for all that much human contact and enjoy my solitude, but I'm definitely not satisfied with whatever the hell it is I want.

6) How much did the fattest person you ever had sex with weigh?

I don't know, it's been a while since I stepped on a scale.

OccultHawk · 04-28-2018, 02:31 PM

1) How would you feel if you learned you were the product of incest?

I’d be pretty freaked out.

2) If you had a disease that was going to kill you tomorrow and there was only one pill to treat it in the entire world but it would only give you three years of life but cure a stranger forever would you let them have it?

No.

3) Do you believe bats have consciousness?

Yes.

4) Have you ever been permabanned from other forums?

Yes.

5) Are you lonely?

Yes

6) How much did the fattest person you ever had sex with weigh?

I think around 300

The Batlord · 04-28-2018, 02:39 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

2) If you had a disease that was going to kill you tomorrow and there was only one pill to treat it in the entire world but it would only give you three years of life but cure a stranger forever would you let them have it?

No.

I absolute do not believe you. You are definitely self-obsessed and would not sacrifice yourself for another. You'd have to be a seriously pure mother****er to do that and I do not believe you are that person. TBH the fact that that you think you are makes me scoff at you as someone I'd thought would have more self-awareness.

Edit: Totally misread the post but I'll keep this bull**** up since I spent thirty seconds writing it and it might make for fun.

WWWP · 04-28-2018, 02:45 PM

1) How would you feel if you learned you were the product of incest?

Surprised, but I'd rather be the product than the the producer.

2) If you had a disease that was going to kill you tomorrow and there was only one pill to treat it in the entire world but it would only give you three years of life but cure a stranger forever would you let them have it?

Hell no. I can't even pretend I would be that selfless.

3) Do you believe bats have consciousness?

I don't think that they are self aware.

4) Have you ever been permabanned from other forums?

No, never been banned except when I requested it.

5) Are you lonely?

Yes and no. It's a quality vs quantity issue.

6) How much did the fattest person you ever had sex with weigh?

Um I have no idea. I tend to date giants so I couldn't even hazard a guess.

OccultHawk · 04-28-2018, 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

I absolute do not believe you. You are definitely self-obsessed and would not sacrifice yourself for another. You'd have to be a seriously pure mother****er to do that and I do not believe you are that person. TBH the fact that that you think you are makes me scoff at you as someone I'd thought would have more self-awareness.

Edit: Totally misread the post but I'll keep this bull**** up since I spent thirty seconds writing it and it might make for fun.

lol

Your reaction when you misread it was dead on.

I also agree with what you said about it earlier

Looking down the barrel of a gun almost nobody be giving a **** about no stranger.

People who think they’d give up three years probably wouldn’t give three weeks. A lot of people wouldn’t give up three hours. No matter what you believe or don’t believe death is ****ing scary. That said, different subject, suffering can overcome the will to live.

OccultHawk · 04-28-2018, 03:05 PM

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3) Do you believe bats have consciousness?

I don't think that they are self aware.

That’s really interesting to me. It used to be pretty much everyone intuitively concluded the same but now it seems that people intuitively conclude the opposite. I’m just speculating based off things I’ve read of course but it seems to me like there’s been an entire paradigm shift in how people imagine what it’s like to be another living thing if it’s like anything at all.

Question inspired by Thomas Nagel’s essay

https://organizations.utep.edu/porta.../nagel_bat.pdf

OccultHawk · 04-28-2018, 03:13 PM

Death question was inspired by this:

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.lio...n-average/amp/

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Study suggests Tibetan Buddhist monastics have an above-average fear of death

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Participants were also asked if they would trade months of their own life to increase another person’s life. Responses suggested that Tibetan monastics were more “egocentric” than others. The majority (72 per cent) would not give away six months of their life, even if it prolonged the other person’s life by five years or more.

I don’t think there’s a very intelligent write up on the study but you can still draw conclusions or at least further questions from the data.

The Batlord · 04-28-2018, 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

Death question was inspired by this:

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.lio...n-average/amp/

I don’t think there’s a very intelligent write up on the study but you can still draw conclusions or at least further questions from the data.

Life is precious, and there's no way to appreciate life except by way of your own appreciation of it. Nothing could make me want to die more than appreciating my own life less. I should think that would be a truism.

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