The Saturday 6-Pack

Trollheart · 04-22-2018, 07:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon

10. What's a dish or ingredient that you refuse to eat?
Fish. Makes me gag.

Which should make telling a joke easier, yes?

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Bonus question: What do you call this animal?

Smelly.

Shame on you. He's lovely!

**Janszoon** · 04-22-2018, 07:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart

Which should make telling a joke easier, yes?

Sure. Look how easy my joke was to tell.

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Originally Posted by Trollheart

Shame on you. He's lovely!

I guarantee he smells terrible.

Trollheart · 04-22-2018, 08:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon

I guarantee he smells terrible.

Dogs are supposed to smell terrible. Don't you know the joke?
"My dog has no nose"
"How does he smell?"
"Terrible!"

The Batlord · 04-23-2018, 02:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart

The evidence speaks for itself, Batboy.

Subconscious theft it is.

**Janszoon** · 04-23-2018, 04:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart

Dogs are supposed to smell terrible. Don't you know the joke?
"My dog has no nose"
"How does he smell?"
"Terrible!"

Well there you go.

"What do you call this animal?"

"Smelly."

Trollheart · 04-23-2018, 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Subconscious theft it is.

Gone all Yoda now, have we?

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Originally Posted by Janszoon

Well there you go.

"What do you call this animal?"

"Smelly."

Someone should actually name their dog Smelly. Can you imagine the hilarity that wouldn't ensue?

OccultHawk · 04-28-2018, 09:37 AM

1) How would you feel if you learned you were the product of incest?

2) If you had a disease that was going to kill you tomorrow and there was only one pill to treat it in the entire world but it would only give you three years of life but cure a stranger forever would you let them have it?

3) Do you believe bats have consciousness?

4) Have you ever been permabanned from other forums?

5) Are you lonely?

6) How much did the fattest person you ever had sex with weigh?

Blank. · 04-28-2018, 10:09 AM

1) How would you feel if you learned you were the product of incest?

I haven't the slightest clue.

2) If you had a disease that was going to kill you tomorrow and there was only one pill to treat it in the entire world but it would only give you three years of life but cure a stranger forever would you let them have it?

... Jesus christ... I don't know.

3) Do you believe bats have consciousness?

Uhhh...

4) Have you ever been permabanned from other forums?

The Oddly Satisfying subreddit.

5) Are you lonely?

Yes... Jesus these are the weirdest questions....

6) How much did the fattest person you ever had sex with weigh?

I don't know... I didn't weight all the women I ****ed...

Never let Hawk do this again...

Oriphiel · 04-28-2018, 10:23 AM

1) How would you feel if you learned you were the product of incest?

Glad that I finally figured out why I have a third arm.

2) If you had a disease that was going to kill you tomorrow and there was only one pill to treat it in the entire world but it would only give you three years of life but cure a stranger forever would you let them have it?

I would throw them off of a cliff. If they could climb back up, then I would give it to them.

3) Do you believe bats have consciousness?

They seem awake to me, sure.

4) Have you ever been permabanned from other forums?

Nah.

5) Are you lonely?

Only when I'm awake.

6) How much did the fattest person you ever had sex with weigh?

However much I weigh.

Trollheart · 04-28-2018, 10:29 AM

First: separate the questions with bold tags, you lazy ****! Don't just use one and expect us to put them in. And now, to put them in.

1) How would you feel if you learned you were the product of incest?

If it meant I wasn't, after all, my late father's son, I would be happy as a pig in ****.

2) If you had a disease that was going to kill you tomorrow and there was only one pill to treat it in the entire world but it would only give you three years of life but cure a stranger forever would you let them have it?

No, **** them. Three more years for me. The world needs me.

Seriously, I don't know: excellent question. I'd have to think really hard about that one, as it's not just me we have to consider here. There's Karen too. Also, the stranger could be a **** or a serial killer/rapist or be the next Hitler. Lots to think about. One of the best questions in this thread yet man.

3) Do you believe bats have consciousness?

Batty's a fat **** who is probably unconscious more than he's conscious.

Note: I'm going to assume you mean sentience here, as they're obviously conscious.

4) Have you ever been permabanned from other forums?

Never; not even a temp ban

5) Are you lonely?

I like my own company, but I'd be lying if I said the loneliness and isolation didn't get to me from time to time.

6) How much did the fattest person you ever had sex with weigh?

No fat chicks.

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Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,970	First: separate the questions with bold tags, you lazy **! Don't just use one and expect us to put them in. And now, to put them in. 1) How would you feel if you learned you were the product of incest? If it meant I wasn't, after all, my late father's son, I would be happy as a pig in . 2) If you had a disease that was going to kill you tomorrow and there was only one pill to treat it in the entire world but it would only give you three years of life but cure a stranger forever would you let them have it? No, them. Three more years for me. The world needs me. Seriously, I don't know: excellent question. I'd have to think really hard about that one, as it's not just me we have to consider here. There's Karen too. Also, the stranger could be a or a serial killer/rapist or be the next Hitler. Lots to think about. One of the best questions in this thread yet man. 3) Do you believe bats have consciousness? Batty's a fat who is probably unconscious more than he's conscious. Note: I'm going to assume you mean sentience here, as they're obviously conscious. 4) Have you ever been permabanned from other forums? Never; not even a temp ban 5) Are you lonely? I like my own company, but I'd be lying if I said the loneliness and isolation didn't get to me from time to time. 6) How much did the fattest person you ever had sex with weigh?** No fat chicks. __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018

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Blank. Jacob Sartorius Join Date: May 2016 Location: Dank memes Posts: 4,034	1) How would you feel if you learned you were the product of incest? I haven't the slightest clue. 2) If you had a disease that was going to kill you tomorrow and there was only one pill to treat it in the entire world but it would only give you three years of life but cure a stranger forever would you let them have it? ... Jesus christ... I don't know. 3) Do you believe bats have consciousness? Uhhh... 4) Have you ever been permabanned from other forums? The Oddly Satisfying subreddit. 5) Are you lonely? Yes... Jesus these are the weirdest questions.... 6) How much did the fattest person you ever had sex with weigh? I don't know... I didn't weight all the women I ****ed... Never let Hawk do this again...