The Saturday 6-Pack

WWWP · 07-21-2018, 07:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Blank.

6. Worst book you've ever read?

The fault in our Stars

hahaha

Blank. · 07-21-2018, 07:56 PM

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Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon

hahaha

Are you laughing cause I actually read it?

**Frownland** · 07-21-2018, 07:56 PM

1. What's the first video game you remember playing?

Dude I don't ****ing know.

2. Were there any movie scenes that scared the **** out of you as a kid?

Lmao when I was about 5 or 6 years old a friend asked if I like Michael Myers movies and I was like hell yeah son Austin Powers rules we have that **** on VHS. He threw on Halloween 4 and I played it cool for about 30 minutes then went into the other room while he finished the movie. I was shook for a few weeks tbh.

3. If you had to represent your country in an Olympic sport, which would you pick?

Trolling.

4. Funniest place you've ever had sex/fooled around/masturbated?

House of mirrors

5. If you could permanently erase one species of creature on Earth without any environmental reprecussions, which would you get rid of?

Fruit flies

6. Worst book you've ever read?

The Power of One.

The Batlord · 07-21-2018, 08:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

2. Were there any movie scenes that scared the **** out of you as a kid?

Lmao when I was about 5 or 6 years old a friend asked if I like Michael Myers movies and I was like hell yeah son Austin Powers rules we have that **** on VHS. He threw on Halloween 4 and I played it cool for about 30 minutes then went into the other room while he finished the movie. I was shook for a few weeks tbh.

Imagine if he'd played Jurassic Park, loser.

**Frownland** · 07-21-2018, 08:02 PM

Ugh I've been underwhelmed by that **** my entire life, don't worry.

The Batlord · 07-21-2018, 08:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

Ugh I've been underwhelmed by that **** my entire life, don't worry.

Nah, you'd have understood that your understanding of cinema was reactionary and that the velociraptors were ****ing terrifying.

**Frownland** · 07-21-2018, 08:07 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Nah, you'd have understood that your understanding of cinema was reactionary and that the velociraptors were ****ing terrifying.

I liked the dinosaurs in Dinosaur better.

The Batlord · 07-21-2018, 08:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

I liked the dinosaurs in Dinosaur better.

Lol no you didn't, nobody did. Not a single person did because of course they didn't, you ****ing liar. They weren't 1/10th as impressive. Why are you lying? Spielberg isn't great at evoking nuanced emotional reaction but he's brilliant at evoking "the right" reaction that will crush every one and be so intense that they won't even realize that they're being crushed until it's over and then they have the ability to dissect his unnuanced approach and pretend that they could have done what he just did.

**Frownland** · 07-21-2018, 08:33 PM

I also prefer Land Before Time.

The Batlord · 07-21-2018, 08:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

I also prefer Land Before Time.

I consider this valid but you're still full of **** for other reasons. I can't quit connect to the death of Mufasa like I should because the death of Little Foot's mother is so much more visceral and depressing. They talk while she dies. THEY TALK WHILE SHE DIES.

07-21-2018, 07:56 PM	#8443 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,548	1. What's the first video game you remember playing? Dude I don't **ing know. 2. Were there any movie scenes that scared the ** out of you as a kid? Lmao when I was about 5 or 6 years old a friend asked if I like Michael Myers movies and I was like hell yeah son Austin Powers rules we have that ** on VHS. He threw on Halloween 4 and I played it cool for about 30 minutes then went into the other room while he finished the movie. I was shook for a few weeks tbh. 3. If you had to represent your country in an Olympic sport, which would you pick? Trolling. 4. Funniest place you've ever had sex/fooled around/masturbated? House of mirrors 5. If you could permanently erase one species of creature on Earth without any environmental reprecussions, which would you get rid of? Fruit flies 6. Worst book you've ever read?** The Power of One. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

07-21-2018, 08:02 PM	#8445 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,548	Ugh I've been underwhelmed by that **** my entire life, don't worry. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

07-21-2018, 08:33 PM	#8449 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,548	I also prefer Land Before Time. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x