The Booman

You're not going to get your deposit back.

The Batlord

They're not gonna get the last three months rent either.

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Marie Monday

1. What's the biggest compliment you've ever gotten?
2. If you would meet your 12 year old self, would you get along with them?
3. What's the worst you've ever been lost? (literally, not mentally lol)
4. How would you describe the way you dress?
5. Can you dance?
6. What do you consider to be the most attractive thing about yourself?

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Cuthbert

1. What's the biggest compliment you've ever gotten?

Dunno, can't have been that big as I can't remember it.

2. If you would meet your 12 year old self, would you get along with them?

No, I was an annoying little gimp.

3. What's the worst you've ever been lost? (literally, not mentally lol)

In some Eastern European sh1thole. Was about midnight and I didn't get back to my hotel until the sun was coming up, wasn't very nice and I did start panicking.

4. How would you describe the way you dress?

Fetching.

5. Can you dance?

Yes.

6. What do you consider to be the most attractive thing about yourself?

Not sure. I have an excellent physique. Muscular arms, big shoulders, so probably that.

Thank you Marie, enjoyed answering them.

OccultHawk

1. What's the biggest compliment you've ever gotten?

Sex with a smart beautiful woman. So many times I’ve thought I can’t believe this woman thinks I’m in her league. Like if she has sex with say, 25 men in her life, it’s always been amazing to me that out of all the men that could’ve made that cut I was one of them.

2. If you would meet your 12 year old self, would you get along with them?

Hell yeah

3. What's the worst you've ever been lost? (literally, not mentally lol)

I got lost in downtown Pittsburgh when I just like 5 or 6. The police (with my mom in the car) found me.

4. How would you describe the way you dress?

Shorts and a t-shirt most everyday since I quit teaching.

5. Can you dance?

10/10 - got me laid plenty

6. What do you consider to be the most attractive thing about yourself?

My penis.

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Marie Monday

That's great to hear, that was the idea

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The Batlord

Alright bolding the whole post doesn't help anyone. Bold each question separately. Unless we bold each question ourselves our answers will be bold just like the questions so you might as well not bold it at all. I had to break Trollheart of this habit and I'll break you too.

1. What's the biggest compliment you've ever gotten?

Probably some time OH was sucking my dick calling me the smartest poster on the forum.

2. If you would meet your 12 year old self, would you get along with them?

I'd have to be very drunk to hang around 12-year-old Batlord. Probably troll the **** out of the ****ty little fog hat.

3. What's the worst you've ever been lost? (literally, not mentally lol)

I don't really go places to get lost so I don't even remember the last time I was lost.

4. How would you describe the way you dress?

T-shirt + jeans = out the door in 5

5. Can you dance?

Define "dance".

6. What do you consider to be the most attractive thing about yourself?

Apparently I have pretty blue eyes.

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The Batlord

It's nice to know your mother bothered looking.

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Frownland

1. What's the biggest compliment you've ever gotten?

People liking my music.

2. If you would meet your 12 year old self, would you get along with them?

I'd be annoyed to have to hang out with a ****ing twelve year old, but I'd make it work. He'd probably have an awesome time.

3. What's the worst you've ever been lost? (literally, not mentally lol)

I was on a pretty long hike in the desert with my friend and we got lost trying to make our way back to camp at night. We knew the general direction of the camp, but there were tons of people who were on quads and buggies that wouldn't be able to see us if we went straight through the dunes. We took a roundabout way that added about 10 miles to the trip and we just walked the outskirts of the riding activity until we hit the camp at about midnight. We had no idea how long we were going to be walking for, it was pretty stressful halfway through that.

4. How would you describe the way you dress?

On a regular day it's jeans, a band tshirt, and either running shoes or counterfeit designer shoes. Sometimes I wear a suit with no tie.

5. Can you dance?

Ja it's fun as hell.

6. What do you consider to be the most attractive thing about yourself?

My height/build.

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The Batlord

Frownland in a suit probably looks like a bad comedian.

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