The Saturday 6-Pack - Music Banter Music Banter

Go Back   Music Banter > Community Center > The Lounge
Register Blogging Today's Posts
Welcome to Music Banter Forum! Make sure to register - it's free and very quick! You have to register before you can post and participate in our discussions with over 70,000 other registered members. After you create your free account, you will be able to customize many options, you will have the full access to over 1,100,000 posts.

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 05-21-2022, 08:24 PM   #11081 (permalink)
jwb
Account Disabled
 
Join Date: Jul 2019
Posts: 4,403
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by SGR View Post
She is. There's no explanation for it truly.

She changed her avatar to Eleanor once just to **** with all of us. Everyone, even Frownland, voiced disapproval at her inexplicable love for Eleanor, but it unfortunately didn't do any good. Her unrequited love for Ellie was simply too strong.



According to whom? Far as I remember, Marty McFly traveled through time and Biff still got more pussy than he did. If your dick game is strong, you can make em forget that time exists. They'll think time is a social construct when all is said and done, if you do it right.
bad example bro... That was a ****in delorean.... As for the rest of your post it sounds like Stephen hawking meets a 70s street pimp
jwb is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-21-2022, 08:26 PM   #11082 (permalink)
SGR
No Ice In My Bourbon
 
SGR's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: /dev/null
Posts: 4,325
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by jwb View Post
bad example bro... That was a ****in delorean....
So what? It traveled through time, didn't it? So you travel through time, but a girl sees you did it with a DeLorean, and pussies just dry up, is that what you'd have me believe? If that's the case, I wouldn't rely on time travel to get pussy.
SGR is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-21-2022, 08:31 PM   #11083 (permalink)
jwb
Account Disabled
 
Join Date: Jul 2019
Posts: 4,403
Default

Yes it traveled through time but at 80 mph and with a gay spoiler on. I don't see what is so hard to understand here.
jwb is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-21-2022, 08:38 PM   #11084 (permalink)
SGR
No Ice In My Bourbon
 
SGR's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: /dev/null
Posts: 4,325
Default



"uuhh....actuallyyyy, the DeLorean in Back to the Future had to reach a speed of exactly 88 mph to travel through time, and the spoiler on that thing was not gay at all - you need a very specific kind of spoiler to facilitate time travel, duh"
SGR is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-21-2022, 08:46 PM   #11085 (permalink)
jwb
Account Disabled
 
Join Date: Jul 2019
Posts: 4,403
Default

If batlord literally had the only ****in time machine on earth i think he could maybe **** whatsherface.... Is all i was originally saying. And yes when i made that statement the time machine i was picturing was way cooler than a ****in car from the 80's
jwb is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-21-2022, 08:50 PM   #11086 (permalink)
SOPHIE FOREVER
 
Frownland's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: East of the Southern North American West
Posts: 35,541
Default

1. When you’re thirsty at home, what’s your first choice? Water? Juice? Soda? Tea? Coffee? Other?

Water when I'm thirsty, but I probably drink more coffee than anything.

2. What’s your favourite episode of The Simpsons?

I more have favourite moments than episodes with the simpsons come to think of it, I guess the first episode is a banger.

3. What would/do you want inscribed on your tombstone?

"We decided not to bury him with his mouth stuffed full of seeds like he asked because we're *******s"

4. If you could go forward or backwards in time, up to ten years, which would you choose?

I've been going forwards in time for about thirty years now, I'd like to give backwards a shot.

5. What is the coolest car you’ve ever driven, whether you owned it or not?

Stolen police cruiser I guess. Cars are pretty lame though.

6. What’s your view on a person’s right to die?

Obviously theirs but addressing the conditions that make people consider suicide is more pressing.
__________________
Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth.

Frownland is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-21-2022, 08:52 PM   #11087 (permalink)
SGR
No Ice In My Bourbon
 
SGR's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: /dev/null
Posts: 4,325
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by jwb View Post
If batlord literally had the only ****in time machine on earth i think he could maybe **** whatsherface.... Is all i was originally saying. And yes when i made that statement the time machine i was picturing was way cooler than a ****in car from the 80's
Fine, you're on for $50 if Batlord ever gets a time machine, and he's the only one who has it. But we'll need picture proof (can't take Batlord at his word). Charles, make sure you bring a camera with you if/when you get a time machine. Take a polaroid one if you want to blend in. (And, while you're back in time there, could you do me a favor and prevent Cher and Gregg Allman from ever hooking up?)

Also, what's old is new (and it still doesn't look cool):

SGR is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-22-2022, 02:44 AM   #11088 (permalink)
Zum Henker Defätist!!
 
The Batlord's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Beating GNR at DDR and keying Axl's new car
Posts: 48,199
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Trollheart View Post
Why would I have to explain what I mean by "coolest"? ****'s sake. The car that your mates would think was - oh, sorry. Well, for those who have mates: the car that they would most envy you for driving. SGR's Lambo has you all beat of course; might as well give up now. Did the cops catch you, SGR?
Ffs it was a callback to rostasi last week.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien
There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
The Batlord is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-22-2022, 03:39 AM   #11089 (permalink)
the bantering battleaxe
 
Marie Monday's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2018
Location: Cute Post Malone's mom
Posts: 3,387
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by SGR View Post
She is. There's no explanation for it truly.

She changed her avatar to Eleanor once just to **** with all of us. Everyone, even Frownland, voiced disapproval at her inexplicable love for Eleanor, but it unfortunately didn't do any good. Her unrequited love for Ellie was simply too strong.
Lmao I'm glad you remember the Eleanor Roosevelt saga. I just think she's cute, young Eleanor I mean, not as an old woman.
Also just to clarify, I would not have sex with Helen Mirren at her current age, that large an age gap would be weird. She still looks hot though I swear I'm pretty normal, FETCHER also Charles it's unfair to bring Susan Sarandon into a conversation about hot women
__________________

Quote:
Originally Posted by Trollheart View Post
You sound like Buffy after they dragged her back from Heaven.
Quote:
Originally Posted by WWWP View Post
I want to open a school for MB's lost boys and teach them basic coping skills and build up their self esteem and strengthen their emotional intelligence and teach them about vegetables and institutionalized racism and sexism and then they'll all build a bronze statue of me in my honor and my bronzed titties will forever be groped by the grubby paws of you ****ing whiny pathetic white boys.

Last edited by Marie Monday; 05-22-2022 at 03:45 AM.
Marie Monday is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-22-2022, 05:22 AM   #11090 (permalink)
Born to be mild
 
Trollheart's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: 404 Not Found
Posts: 26,992
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by jwb View Post
as much as i am enjoying the blackpill version of Trollheart, you aren't considering the fact that a time machine is kinda a pussy magnet.
Give me one example where any girl has dropped her panties for a time traveller? Doctor Who gets absolutely zero pussy, and he travels in time AND space, and also has hot Companions with him in the TARDIS. No. Time travel marks you as a nerd, no matter what.
Quote:
Originally Posted by SGR View Post
She is. There's no explanation for it truly.

She changed her avatar to Eleanor once just to **** with all of us. Everyone, even Frownland, voiced disapproval at her inexplicable love for Eleanor, but it unfortunately didn't do any good. Her unrequited love for Ellie was simply too strong.
We have nothing to fear but, well, Marie hooking up with Eleanor.




Quote:
Originally Posted by SGR View Post
So what? It traveled through time, didn't it? So you travel through time, but a girl sees you did it with a DeLorean, and pussies just dry up, is that what you'd have me believe? If that's the case, I wouldn't rely on time travel to get pussy.
The Delorean looks cool. You'd probably get pussy just for those seagull doors. **** that it's a time machine. I doubt too many women care; they've got more sense. Travelling around in time is for boys and their toys.
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Batlord View Post
Ffs it was a callback to rostasi last week.
So sorry I can't untangle every tiny twist and turn of your diseased brain.
__________________
Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018
Trollheart is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply


Similar Threads



© 2003-2024 Advameg, Inc.