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Old 08-26-2014, 08:14 PM   #16381 (permalink)
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Pretty sure I've been walking around with my fly down all day.

Yep.

Like 99% sure.

Damn thing won't stay up =\
Was on a date once and my fly was down the whole time. Got up to go to the bathroom or something and she just burst out laughing. The button on my pants had actually fallen off. Classic.
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Old 08-26-2014, 08:31 PM   #16382 (permalink)
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Was on a date once and my fly was down the whole time. Got up to go to the bathroom or something and she just burst out laughing. The button on my pants had actually fallen off. Classic.
Were you wearing underwear?
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Old 08-26-2014, 08:58 PM   #16383 (permalink)
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Were you wearing underwear?
I sort of wish I hadn't been.
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Old 08-26-2014, 09:02 PM   #16384 (permalink)
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There's a guy who wears boxer shorts and thinks they're actual shorts, and he shops in my store a few times a week.

We call him "undies guy".
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Old 08-26-2014, 09:35 PM   #16385 (permalink)
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There's a guy who wears boxer shorts and thinks they're actual shorts, and he shops in my store a few times a week.

We call him "undies guy".
When I was a little kid I used to go around the house in nothing but my tighty whiteys. My mother referred to me as "Undy Man!"
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Old 08-26-2014, 10:55 PM   #16386 (permalink)
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Why were you dry humping people's fruit?
Well sometimes you have to stretch because of the way the stands are so yeh kinda. I actually had a brief childish moment and started laughing when it happened the other day. Honestly, I think my balls are a step up from produce that isn't washed but I've only met a handful of customers who realize that.
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Old 08-26-2014, 11:58 PM   #16387 (permalink)
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left the room for a few to make myself another tofudog

my dog ate an entire bag of frito lays. I had. One chip.

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CHIP.
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Old 08-27-2014, 12:02 AM   #16388 (permalink)
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left the room for a few to make myself another tofudog

my dog ate an entire bag of frito lays. I had. One chip.

ONE

CHIP.
Hahaha, dogs are selfish bastards sometimes. Our pitbull couldn't be left alone for 2 minutes without food disappearing off the counter.
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Old 08-27-2014, 12:05 AM   #16389 (permalink)
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left the room for a few to make myself another tofudog

my dog ate an entire bag of frito lays. I had. One chip.

ONE

CHIP.
Home sweet home, eh, pooch?
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Old 08-27-2014, 12:17 AM   #16390 (permalink)
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When I was a little kid I used to go around the house in nothing but my tighty whiteys. My mother referred to me as "Undy Man!"
I'm glad you didn't go the rest of your life being Undy Man.

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left the room for a few to make myself another tofudog

my dog ate an entire bag of frito lays. I had. One chip.

ONE

CHIP.
No chips for you.



you can't even be mad, because she's so cute.
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