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View Poll Results: Hey. Did you just grab my ass?
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Old 07-28-2015, 09:58 AM   #20361 (permalink)
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I might skip the middleman and pay in pennies just to save me the trip of going to Walmart cause i go there way too much.

So much so the employees already know me and nod at me and sh*t.. >_>
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Hmm, what's this in my pocket?

*epic guitar solo blasts into my face*

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Old 07-28-2015, 10:06 AM   #20362 (permalink)
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Why are you watching the employees shit?
Im the scatman.
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Old 07-28-2015, 10:07 AM   #20363 (permalink)
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We're getting audited at work today by Fannie Mae, so I'm not allowed to wear headphones. Only three hours in and I'm about to lose it.

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Old 07-28-2015, 10:14 AM   #20364 (permalink)
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We're getting audited at work today by Fannie Mae, so I'm not allowed to wear headphones. Only three hours in and I'm about to lose it.
Where do you work?
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Old 07-28-2015, 10:15 AM   #20365 (permalink)
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I do data entry at a mortgage company. It's my calling.
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Old 07-28-2015, 11:04 AM   #20366 (permalink)
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I like Roxy, she's awesome and her taste in music far exceeds yours. Roxy is in the Major League bro, and you're like a sad clown in a two bit rodeo.
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Old 07-28-2015, 11:08 AM   #20367 (permalink)
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Trollheart. Please watch Office Space.
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Old 07-28-2015, 11:42 AM   #20368 (permalink)
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I remember once a couple of years ago I paid for a pack in pennies, dimes, and nickels. No quarters. I knew the exact amount I had in my pocket and when he rang me up it was 20 cents less than what I had. Being stoned already I stared at the pile of change for a minute and pulled out two dimes, plopped it onto the counter saying "that's exact change." The cashier gave me a look and Mr. Grumpypants said "I'm still gonna count it, I know when I'm getting ripped off." He counted it and I was right. This smug punk walked out with the biggest shit-eating grin he could muster. It was awesome.
I at least have the pride to have at least a couple quarters when I do that (also because by the time I have enough change for a pack, I use it) but I've paid for cigarettes in change more times than I can count.
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Old 07-28-2015, 11:46 AM   #20369 (permalink)
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I've done it ten to twenty times, but that was the only time I ever used mostly pennies.
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Old 07-28-2015, 12:06 PM   #20370 (permalink)
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