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Old 12-04-2015, 07:51 PM   #21361 (permalink)
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I think I've spotted a closet Christian. You don't have to pretend you're an atheist to make us think you're cool, Chula. We think you suck either way.
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Old 12-04-2015, 07:54 PM   #21362 (permalink)
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Are you kidding? The virgin-quotient might be lower (I guess, but only to an extent) but we're all still anti-social freaks with mood disorders. Just because some of us have had sex doesn't mean we aren't hopeless misfits. Like DwnWithVwls. Watta loser.

Makes you more likely to have it again in the future.

I think your brand of compelling degeneracy is more culturally celebrated than mine.

Your more a stoic lone wolf so to speak, I'm more a pathetic little freak.

You can relate to media more than me, or Western culture in general. I'm an outsider in a very real sense and its not pleasant.
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Old 12-04-2015, 08:00 PM   #21363 (permalink)
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I think I've spotted a closet Christian. You don't have to pretend you're an atheist to make us think you're cool, Chula. We think you suck either way.
On a related note, an atheist friend once pointed out to me that it's kind of odd that God would have designed the human body so that we eat and breathe out of the same orifice. How many choking deaths would we avoid if we ate out of a different hole than we breathed? Checkmate, Christians.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 12-04-2015, 08:01 PM   #21364 (permalink)
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On a related note, an atheist friend once pointed out to me that it's kind of odd that God would have designed the human body so that we eat and breathe out of the same orifice. How many choking deaths would we avoid if we ate out of a different hole than we breathed? Checkmate, Christians.
Yeh, too bad we can't shove food up our ass to be processed and shit back out.

Also, Batlord and stoic in the same sentence...

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Old 12-04-2015, 08:02 PM   #21365 (permalink)
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On a related note, an atheist friend once pointed out to me that it's kind of odd that God would have designed the human body so that we eat and breathe out of the same orifice. How many choking deaths would we avoid if we ate out of a different hole than we breathed? Checkmate. Christians.
Also, our spines are just a bull**** retread that doesn't work right.
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Old 12-04-2015, 08:04 PM   #21366 (permalink)
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Makes you more likely to have it again in the future.

I think your brand of compelling degeneracy is more culturally celebrated than mine.

Your more a stoic lone wolf so to speak, I'm more a pathetic little freak.

You can relate to media more than me, or Western culture in general. I'm an outsider in a very real sense and its not pleasant.
You're making a lot of myopic, self-indulgent generalizations. I got lucky at a party. The fact that you see the very admittance of having had sex as some sort of ascended social status makes you sound like someone who has a fetish for being bitter.
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Old 12-04-2015, 08:05 PM   #21367 (permalink)
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Old 12-04-2015, 08:43 PM   #21368 (permalink)
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You're making a lot of myopic, self-indulgent generalizations. I got lucky at a party. The fact that you see the very admittance of having had sex as some sort of ascended social status makes you sound like someone who has a fetish for being bitter.
haha, nice dude. That was a great response.

I couldn't deny being myopic or self-indulgent.

But do you not think you would be less happy as a 25 year old virgin? I think it is okay to say your status is higher based on most hierarchical criteria
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Old 12-04-2015, 08:49 PM   #21369 (permalink)
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haha, nice dude. That was a great response.

I couldn't deny being myopic or self-indulgent.

But do you not think you would be less happy as a 25 year old virgin? I think it is okay to say your status is higher based on most hierarchical criteria
Seriously? No. I've had two sexual experiences, and after the initial ego high of just having had sex, you just feel like exactly the same person as before. Maybe regular sex with a long-term partner, or regular sex with multiple partners accomplished through some sort of "sex instinct" or some **** might have more of an affect on your psyche, but the very act of losing your virginity doesn't amount to much. It doesn't make you an adult at the very least.
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Old 12-04-2015, 08:51 PM   #21370 (permalink)
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Also, our spines are just a bull**** retread that doesn't work right.
Teeth are also a BS design.
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