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View Poll Results: Hey. Did you just grab my ass?
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Old 08-12-2015, 11:57 AM   #20561 (permalink)
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"Dildo of light" makes more sense.
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Old 08-12-2015, 12:29 PM   #20562 (permalink)
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A chink of light.
Give that man a cigar! Oh no wait, he's too young. Well, give him a prize anyway.
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Old 08-12-2015, 09:10 PM   #20563 (permalink)
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Damn you Mr.Robot.
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Roxy is unable to perpetrate violence. It always somehow turns into BDSM between two consenting adults.
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I just want to say your tits are lovely.
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I like Roxy, she's awesome and her taste in music far exceeds yours. Roxy is in the Major League bro, and you're like a sad clown in a two bit rodeo.
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Old 08-12-2015, 10:15 PM   #20564 (permalink)
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A chink of light.
What a weird thing to say.
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Old 08-12-2015, 11:46 PM   #20565 (permalink)
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If Billy Joel is 66 years old and his new wife is 33, why the hell did she just give birth to his child?

It'll be a miracle if that child isn't found to be mentally deficient in some way.
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Old 08-12-2015, 11:48 PM   #20566 (permalink)
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I don't think that the age thing doesn't really mean anything in their case, I think that the deficiency would come from being Billy Joel's child itself.
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I don't think that the age thing doesn't really mean anything in their case, I think that the deficiency would come from being Billy Joel's child itself.
Billy has magical fingers..... which is very apparent in the case that he has a 33 year old wife.
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Old 08-12-2015, 11:51 PM   #20568 (permalink)
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Too bad you need more than magic fingers to make good music ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.
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Too bad you need more than magic fingers to make good music ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.
his music was shit in the 80s but The Stranger is one of my favorite albums of all time.

My aunt was a fan of his for some time in her youth.

Funny thing is, she was born in 1968. Her name is Kristy Lee. It must have been mindblowing to her to hear this song in the 80s. It's obviously about Christie Brinkley, but it must have been so strange.

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Old 08-12-2015, 11:57 PM   #20570 (permalink)
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Imagine how pissed she was at her parents for spelling her name wrong.

And nah, Billy Joel has a couple of good tracks here and there but by and large he's just mediocre. I haven't enjoyed several of his albums I've attempted.
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