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Old 09-16-2015, 11:58 AM   #20791 (permalink)
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Fucking antidepressants and their ability to make me unable to bust a nut. I'm starting to see why these things always come with suicide warnings.
I know how to fix that, man

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Old 09-16-2015, 01:04 PM   #20792 (permalink)
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See back pain isn't like that Charles you don't just walk it pff when it hurts to stand.

So should I buy the PVC pipe?
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Old 09-16-2015, 01:20 PM   #20793 (permalink)
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Roxy is unable to perpetrate violence. It always somehow turns into BDSM between two consenting adults.
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Roxy is the William S. Burroughs of our time.
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I like Roxy, she's awesome and her taste in music far exceeds yours. Roxy is in the Major League bro, and you're like a sad clown in a two bit rodeo.
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Old 09-16-2015, 01:21 PM   #20794 (permalink)
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Or when you're physically so stiff you can not stand. I felt paralyzed at one point, even though I wanted to move I physically could not make it happen, and it had nothing to do with pain.
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Old 09-16-2015, 01:27 PM   #20795 (permalink)
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Fucking antidepressants and their ability to make me unable to bust a nut. I'm starting to see why these things always come with suicide warnings.
Funny, I have no problem getting off. You should try it with a woman this time.

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You mean somas. Naproxen is actually the best thing for back pain. flexeril and somas are just pain relievers. Naproxen actually decreases swelling and relieves damaged tissue.
I have some flexeril. The pain has subsided some since my Advil breakfast and some stretching. I should be okay in a few days. The question now is what am I going to do with all these muscle relaxers? I have like two weeks worth.
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Old 09-16-2015, 01:35 PM   #20796 (permalink)
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Send them to me.
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Old 09-16-2015, 01:41 PM   #20797 (permalink)
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Send them to me.
They weren't good enough five minutes ago.
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Old 09-16-2015, 01:49 PM   #20798 (permalink)
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They weren't good enough five minutes ago.
Much like pizza, even a bad muscle relaxer is still good.
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Old 09-16-2015, 02:55 PM   #20799 (permalink)
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Funny, I have no problem getting off. You should try it with a woman this time.
pharmaceuticals affect different people in different ways. That's why psychiatrists try a bunch of different cocktails until they get it right for each person.

But congrats on losing your virginity.
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Old 09-16-2015, 03:20 PM   #20800 (permalink)
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pharmaceuticals affect different people in different ways. That's why psychiatrists try a bunch of different cocktails until they get it right for each person.

But congrats on losing your virginity.
I was happy. Your mom was happy. Everyone was happy. Your dad wasn't happy. Okay, not everyone was happy.
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