The Batlord

Trust me, women can tell when you're trying and failing. I can almost guarantee that you're not fooling anyone, let alone the opposite sex. Just because they don't recoil at the very sight of your shirt/pants/shoe combination doesn't mean they aren't evaluating it. You're not going to accidentally fall into good taste, and the disconnect between your attempt and your failure is going to be a turnoff.

I speak from sad experience.

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Chula Vista

Just be yourself guys and drop all of the pretense or planning. It's not a math problem. Go out there and expect a 90% failure rate. You'll find someone in the remaining 10%.

Or just jerk off to internet porn (leave Tori alone).

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“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well,
on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away
and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

ChelseaDagger

"Losing Your Virginity 101" with Prof. Batty...

Those who can't do, teach, eh?

Chula Vista

Just be yourself. A crustation will eventually cling to you.

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“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well,
on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away
and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

prisoner437x3y0

could say the same for females

and i don't actually value what women think that much but i think im surrounded by generally simple women.

I'm in university, where the genes are very good and fairly affluent women who prefer very traditional males.

i just have some borderline psychotic thing about sincerely hating basic women for some reason not sure why.

I guess it stems from noticing the same patterns and mannerisms, talking points over and over--but of course the opposite is true for the opposite sex.

I want to hump them but I do not want to pretend like anything they say matters at all to me

The Batlord

Hey, I can't tell him how to get laid, but I can certainly tell him how he's shooting himself in the foot.

BTW, he should shoot himself in the foot. Chicks dig bullet wounds.

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The Batlord

Yeah... maybe the fitted cap really isn't your biggest problem...

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ChelseaDagger

Indeed... But stay the **** away from Sebastian; he's mine.

Chula Vista

You need therapy. Using the words "they/them" is a signpost.

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“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well,
on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away
and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

ChelseaDagger

I agree... Stumbling upon a degenerate lady psychiatrist with a nice couch is his best bet at this point.