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View Poll Results: Hey. Did you just grab my ass?
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Old 03-23-2016, 10:52 AM   #21921 (permalink)
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Old 03-23-2016, 12:22 PM   #21922 (permalink)
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****, I needed a good laugh. Thanks mang.
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and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”
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Old 03-23-2016, 02:14 PM   #21923 (permalink)
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I took a kick square in the posterior end sparring at karate tonight. It didn't hurt at the time because of all the adrenaline, but holy ****. I cannot move without feeling pain. I've bruised my tailbone twice before, but I'd forgotten just how bad it is. Sleep will be difficult to achieve.
After you've given painkiller-free birth to a breech baby, then you'll have my sympathy... Meantime, you'll find it between "sh!t and syphilis."
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Old 03-23-2016, 02:23 PM   #21924 (permalink)
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If you wanna give birth without painkillers then you have no one to blame but yourself.
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Old 03-23-2016, 02:31 PM   #21925 (permalink)
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If you wanna give birth without painkillers then you have no one to blame but yourself.
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Old 03-23-2016, 02:42 PM   #21926 (permalink)
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You're both making assumptions... (1) that I had any choice... (2) that I blame anyone... (3) that I was even referring to my own personal experience to begin with.
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Old 03-23-2016, 02:54 PM   #21927 (permalink)
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And they're all correct.
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Old 03-23-2016, 03:14 PM   #21928 (permalink)
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Old 03-23-2016, 03:16 PM   #21929 (permalink)
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Eat 37 habaneros in a row and then maybe you'll have my sympathy.
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Old 03-23-2016, 03:22 PM   #21930 (permalink)
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Eat 37 habaneros in a row and then maybe you'll have my sympathy.
I neither give nor seek sympathy... You must be confusing me with someone with actual emotions.
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