The Bitch Box

Paul Smeenus · 03-23-2016, 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Plankton

ego killer

Chula Vista · 03-23-2016, 12:22 PM

****, I needed a good laugh. Thanks mang.

03-23-2016, 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Pet_Sounds

I took a kick square in the posterior end sparring at karate tonight. It didn't hurt at the time because of all the adrenaline, but holy ****. I cannot move without feeling pain. I've bruised my tailbone twice before, but I'd forgotten just how bad it is. Sleep will be difficult to achieve.

After you've given painkiller-free birth to a breech baby, then you'll have my sympathy... Meantime, you'll find it between "sh!t and syphilis."

The Batlord · 03-23-2016, 02:23 PM

If you wanna give birth without painkillers then you have no one to blame but yourself.

**Frownland** · 03-23-2016, 02:31 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

If you wanna give birth without painkillers then you have no one to blame but yourself.

^

03-23-2016, 02:42 PM

You're both making assumptions... (1) that I had any choice... (2) that I blame anyone... (3) that I was even referring to my own personal experience to begin with.

**Frownland** · 03-23-2016, 02:54 PM

And they're all correct.

03-23-2016, 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

And they're all correct.

1/3 correct

**Frownland** · 03-23-2016, 03:16 PM

Eat 37 habaneros in a row and then maybe you'll have my sympathy.

03-23-2016, 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

Eat 37 habaneros in a row and then maybe you'll have my sympathy.

I neither give nor seek sympathy... You must be confusing me with someone with actual emotions.

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03-23-2016, 12:22 PM	#21922 (permalink)
Chula Vista Toasted Poster Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: SoCal by way of Boston Posts: 11,332	****, I needed a good laugh. Thanks mang. __________________ “The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

03-23-2016, 02:54 PM	#21927 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	And they're all correct. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

03-23-2016, 03:16 PM	#21929 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	Eat 37 habaneros in a row and then maybe you'll have my sympathy. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

03-23-2016, 02:42 PM	#21926 (permalink)
ChelseaDagger Guest Posts: n/a	You're both making assumptions... (1) that I had any choice... (2) that I blame anyone... (3) that I was even referring to my own personal experience to begin with.