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Old 03-23-2016, 04:26 PM   #21941 (permalink)
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You hurt Ke$ha, you bitch!
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 03-23-2016, 04:33 PM   #21942 (permalink)
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You hurt Ke$ha, you bitch!
Hurt her?? HA! I ate her for brunch with coffee, and in an hour and a half, I shat out little Ke$ha turdlettes. I let them fester in the toilet for ten minutes or so, contemplating their fate. Then I flushed those bitches before they had a chance to collaborate on a new album.
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Old 03-23-2016, 07:09 PM   #21943 (permalink)
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Hurt her?? HA! I ate her for brunch with coffee, and in an hour and a half, I shat out little Ke$ha turdlettes. I let them fester in the toilet for ten minutes or so, contemplating their fate. Then I flushed those bitches before they had a chance to collaborate on a new album.
First LOL of the day.

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Old 03-23-2016, 07:15 PM   #21944 (permalink)
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Hurt her?? HA! I ate her for brunch with coffee, and in an hour and a half, I shat out little Ke$ha turdlettes. I let them fester in the toilet for ten minutes or so, contemplating their fate. Then I flushed those bitches before they had a chance to collaborate on a new album.
Ke$ha would never fall to a furry like you. She'd just throw glitter in your eyes and then gut you like a fish.
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First LOL of the day.

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Ke$ha would never fall to a furry like you. She'd just throw glitter in your eyes and then gut you like a fish.
You obviously know little-to-nothing about the feline species.
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Old 03-23-2016, 08:36 PM   #21947 (permalink)
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You obviously know little-to-nothing about the feline species.
There is no known species immune to glitter and evisceration.
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Old 03-24-2016, 12:58 AM   #21948 (permalink)
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There is no known species immune to glitter and evisceration.
The jellyfish, first of all trying to throw glitter at a jellyfish is near impossible. Once Key$ha throws the glitter at the jellyfish it would be stop by the surface tension of the water. Being unaware of the jellies' anatomy by the time she grabs the jellyfish and looks for the stomach to pierce Keys$ha would have been stunned to death by its tentacles. You would weep bitterly but it would be your own fault for misleading her with such misinformation about glitter and such.
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The jellyfish, first of all trying to throw glitter at a jellyfish is near impossible. Once Key$ha throws the glitter at the jellyfish it would be stop by the surface tension of the water. Being unaware of the jellies' anatomy by the time she grabs the jellyfish and looks for the stomach to pierce Keys$ha would have been stunned to death by its tentacles. You would weep bitterly but it would be your own fault for misleading her with such misinformation about glitter and such.
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Old 03-24-2016, 03:22 AM   #21950 (permalink)
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The jellyfish, first of all trying to throw glitter at a jellyfish is near impossible. Once Key$ha throws the glitter at the jellyfish it would be stop by the surface tension of the water. Being unaware of the jellies' anatomy by the time she grabs the jellyfish and looks for the stomach to pierce Keys$ha would have been stunned to death by its tentacles. You would weep bitterly but it would be your own fault for misleading her with such misinformation about glitter and such.
Ke$ha's glitter defies the laws of physics, and would not be affected by water. It's quasi-magical properties would also leave a jellyfish susceptible to evisceration and decapitation, despite the fact that a jellyfish does not really have a head.
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