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View Poll Results: Hey. Did you just grab my ass?
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From where I'm standing that is a physical impossibility 26 29.89%
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Old 12-05-2018, 07:32 PM   #23451 (permalink)
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Old 12-05-2018, 07:35 PM   #23452 (permalink)
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Old 12-05-2018, 07:46 PM   #23453 (permalink)
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why tf does my bf get called for jury duty 3x a year when i have never once been summoned


dont they know i would be the *ideal* juror
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Old 12-05-2018, 07:49 PM   #23454 (permalink)
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why tf does my bf get called for jury duty 3x a year when i have never once been summoned


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It's because men are more logical.
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Old 12-05-2018, 07:52 PM   #23455 (permalink)
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Old 12-05-2018, 08:36 PM   #23456 (permalink)
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Maybe he's having an affair . . . with LADY JUSTICE!
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Old 12-05-2018, 08:53 PM   #23457 (permalink)
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If I ever get called for jury duty Imma wait for the sheriff to show up and be like, bruh I haven't checked my mail in three months. Won't be a lie.
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Old 12-05-2018, 10:12 PM   #23458 (permalink)
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You know now that I think about it being on a jury would be like the worst group project
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Old 12-05-2018, 10:23 PM   #23459 (permalink)
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I would try to get the person out of going to jail unless they did something absolutely heinous like being a Genesis fan.
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