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Old 12-11-2018, 09:25 PM   #23471 (permalink)
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Go download the martial arts manuals from my journal.
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Old 12-11-2018, 09:29 PM   #23472 (permalink)
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Boil a live rabbit on his stove and leave it for him to find.
Random but effective.
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Old 12-12-2018, 03:05 AM   #23473 (permalink)
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Insert Foot A into Anus B.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 12-18-2018, 07:15 PM   #23474 (permalink)
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How the **** does a person pull a groin muscle just using their knee to steer a vehicle. Holy **** this hurts.
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Old 12-18-2018, 07:19 PM   #23475 (permalink)
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Exercise more. Especially the groin muscle.
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Old 12-18-2018, 07:20 PM   #23476 (permalink)
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I pulled a groin muscle once. Felt so good I pulled it again.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Legend says he's still pulling it to this day.
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Old 12-18-2018, 07:25 PM   #23478 (permalink)
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If you pull it too much, you'll go blind.
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Old 12-19-2018, 01:57 PM   #23480 (permalink)
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Don't feel bad, I recently got a hernia for no apparent reason at all.
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