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Old 03-25-2019, 01:40 PM   #23581 (permalink)
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Dont mind Lucy. He gets randomly triggered over the most mild things on occasion.
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Old 03-25-2019, 01:42 PM   #23582 (permalink)
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I think this time he was being ironic.
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Old 03-25-2019, 01:54 PM   #23583 (permalink)
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Like, what the ****? Why you always trying to point **** out?
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Old 03-25-2019, 02:54 PM   #23584 (permalink)
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I think this time he was being ironic.
Yeah, I'm not very good at picking up irony in written language. Or at picking up non-verbal subtleties in general
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I want to open a school for MB's lost boys and teach them basic coping skills and build up their self esteem and strengthen their emotional intelligence and teach them about vegetables and institutionalized racism and sexism and then they'll all build a bronze statue of me in my honor and my bronzed titties will forever be groped by the grubby paws of you ****ing whiny pathetic white boys.
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Old 03-25-2019, 03:02 PM   #23585 (permalink)
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Yeah, I'm not very good at picking up irony in written language. Or at picking up non-verbal subtleties in general
You're fine, it is they whomst are naught
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Old 03-25-2019, 03:08 PM   #23586 (permalink)
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In other news, I have identified the seat ****ter.
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Old 03-25-2019, 03:10 PM   #23587 (permalink)
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Be merciful

When your bowels go it’s so horrible
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Old 03-25-2019, 03:30 PM   #23588 (permalink)
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That's no reason to **** on a seat and not clean it up though.

But who is it? Now I'm legitimately invested in a seat-****ter saga from the other side of the ocean
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Old 03-25-2019, 03:44 PM   #23589 (permalink)
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That's no reason to **** on a seat and not clean it up though.
It’s probably not intentional or even negligent

Imagine like you have to keep a change in your purse or bag

Your bowels just ****ing explode almost no warning

You want to make sure you’re clean. You try to clean up but you feel rushed and it’s like a panic feeling. You wipe everything down. You think it’s good.

I wake up at 4 AM so I can get two chances to move my bowels at home and don’t eat much at all before work.

I never **** at work but I have to ****ing arrange it and others have it worse.

I had a friend send me a really hostile email because he said I left **** on his seat and I felt so mortified and tried so hard not to let that happen. I even went through his cleaning supplies and was sure I got it all but I obviously I didn’t. I felt terrible about it.
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Old 03-25-2019, 04:02 PM   #23590 (permalink)
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Oh man, I get anxiety just reading that
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