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View Poll Results: Hey. Did you just grab my ass?
Yes... 30 34.48%
From where I'm standing that is a physical impossibility 26 29.89%
Sh...Should I? 31 35.63%
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Old 03-19-2010, 04:06 PM   #5031 (permalink)
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You're all chodes, I'm changing the subject.
I like bananas, but I have to break them into pieces so I don't get bombarded by dick suck jokes.
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Old 03-19-2010, 07:00 PM   #5032 (permalink)
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You're all chodes, I'm changing the subject.
I like bananas, but I have to break them into pieces so I don't get bombarded by dick suck jokes.
Do what I do, throw the peel in their face after you're done.
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Old 03-20-2010, 05:23 AM   #5033 (permalink)
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Do what I do, throw the peel in their face after you're done.
or stop hanging out with middle schoolers....
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Old 03-20-2010, 04:57 PM   #5034 (permalink)
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Why is it that the more they talk about sex, the less likely they are to HAVE it?
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Old 03-20-2010, 05:23 PM   #5035 (permalink)
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Why is it that the more they talk about sex, the less likely they are to HAVE it?
I think it's the opposite. The less they have it, the more they talk about it, to compensate and such.
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Old 03-20-2010, 05:25 PM   #5036 (permalink)
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Old 03-20-2010, 05:38 PM   #5037 (permalink)
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Old 03-20-2010, 06:50 PM   #5038 (permalink)
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I actually agree, most sex-deprived teenagers (i would know) talk big to hide their lack of experience. **** jokes are a popular way to do that.
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Old 03-21-2010, 07:45 AM   #5039 (permalink)
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Agreed on that score... it's kinda pathetic... you can tell 'em from a mile away, because they talk so loud about the topic...
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Old 03-23-2010, 06:44 AM   #5040 (permalink)
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I think my landlord is losing his mind. I got an email from him last night saying that he was concerned because I hadn't replied to any of his emails in the past two months. Here's the thing: the last time he sent me an email I replied to it, and that was only three weeks ago. And I know he received the email because he replied to it.
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