The Bitch Box

jacklovezhimself · 04-05-2010, 11:15 AM

It makes you ask yourself what you would have done in the same situation.

NumberNineDream · 04-05-2010, 11:16 AM

Well I don't really mind dogs, I find them cute at times. However, I NEVER was able to understand how can they (the dog people) NOT NOTICE THE SMELL!! Like Common!

Arya Stark · 04-05-2010, 12:10 PM

I hate colds.
I hate colds when it's nice out.
I hate colds when I have so much **** to do.
This sucks.

Varro · 04-05-2010, 12:31 PM

My business's landlord is a... Hm.. I was going to think of something colorful to call him, but then remembered that this forum has a swear filter.

So we've been in the same location for going on 27 years now. We've never missed a rent payment, not so much as even been late. NOT A SINGLE MONTH IN 27 YEARS, HAS THE RENT BEEN LATE. Our 5 year lease is up, and we're now in a position where we're forced to question our viability as a company. In doing so, we must also question where we will be located. We would love to stay in the current location, if we were able to go to a month-to-month lease set-up. Our landlord wants to raise our (ALREADY RIDICULOUSLY OVERPRICED) rent to 1.5 times our current rate, and we already pay more than $300 more per month than similar sized units on the same street. We've been good tenants for 27 years and he can't draft a month-to-month lease for us?

****ing slumlord piece of ****.

Mandelorean · 04-05-2010, 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Varro

My business's landlord is a... Hm.. I was going to think of something colorful to call him, but then remembered that this forum has a swear filter.

So we've been in the same location for going on 27 years now. We've never missed a rent payment, not so much as even been late. NOT A SINGLE MONTH IN 27 YEARS, HAS THE RENT BEEN LATE. Our 5 year lease is up, and we're now in a position where we're forced to question our viability as a company. In doing so, we must also question where we will be located. We would love to stay in the current location, if we were able to go to a month-to-month lease set-up. Our landlord wants to raise our (ALREADY RIDICULOUSLY OVERPRICED) rent to 1.5 times our current rate, and we already pay more than $300 more per month than similar sized units on the same street. We've been good tenants for 27 years and he can't draft a month-to-month lease for us?

****ing slumlord piece of ****.

I am sorry. I hope the venting helped.

FETCHER. · 04-05-2010, 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by NumberNineDream

Well I don't really mind dogs, I find them cute at times. However, I NEVER was able to understand how can they (the dog people) NOT NOTICE THE SMELL!! Like Common!

I have a dog, I am obsessive incase I smell of dog, but the only time I get doggie smell on me is when she rubs her head all over my lap. I'm pretty obsessive because I don't want my house to smell of dog, or have tinky little dog hairs everywhere. I hope I dont go to all this effort to still smell of great dane.

The Fascinating Turnip · 04-05-2010, 02:32 PM

I dislike the smell of dog, but not as much as I dislike smelly cats.
And now you (whoever you are) are gonna say:
"But cats don't smell!"
Lies, I say; their saliva smells like someone threw up in Hell (I wonder what that means).

~~Sansa Stark~~ · 04-05-2010, 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Unchained Ballad

I dislike the smell of dog, but not as much as I dislike smelly cats.
And now you (whoever you are) are gonna say:
"But cats don't smell!"
Lies, I say; their saliva smells like someone threw up in Hell (I wonder what that means).

Yes, sometimes when my cat is cuddling with me he'll yawn right by my face URGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

ElephantSack · 04-05-2010, 05:37 PM

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Originally Posted by jacklovezhimself

A friend of my Dad's told me a story about a rich yuppie couple walking out of his apartment building with one of these tiny dogs. As they walked out, the dog proceeded to take a shit on his front step right in front of him, so he said something like, "uhm excuse me, can you pick that up?" The yuppie male didn't take kindly to anyone telling him what to do, so he responded, "go fuck yourself," which was a mistake. My Dad's friend picked up the warm poop in his hand, walked up to the deserving yupster, and threw it in his face. What a guy.

I gotta admit. I don't pick up my dog's shit, and here's why...

See, I have the uncommon luxury of my backyard being a shut-down golf course, and that's where I walk them. They shit on the grass. No one steps on it. Free fertilizer. Case closed.

However, this doesn't stop pesky old asswipes from trying to get me to pick up dogshit where they will never walk. I usually ignore them. However, I have considered hurling warm feces at them with my bare hands when they cop an attitude.

And another thing. I can understand if it's in your yard or a high-foot-traffic area. But I'm not going to put my dogs' shit in a bag so I can throw it away. Dog feces doesn't need packaging.

The Fascinating Turnip · 04-06-2010, 06:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Paloma

Yes, sometimes when my cat is cuddling with me he'll yawn right by my face URGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

A friend of mine has a cat that for some reason enjoys sneaking up on me and licking my clothes. The stench is unbearable.

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04-05-2010, 12:31 PM	#5104 (permalink)
Varro Groupie Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 13	My business's landlord is a... Hm.. I was going to think of something colorful to call him, but then remembered that this forum has a swear filter. So we've been in the same location for going on 27 years now. We've never missed a rent payment, not so much as even been late. NOT A SINGLE MONTH IN 27 YEARS, HAS THE RENT BEEN LATE. Our 5 year lease is up, and we're now in a position where we're forced to question our viability as a company. In doing so, we must also question where we will be located. We would love to stay in the current location, if we were able to go to a month-to-month lease set-up. Our landlord wants to raise our (ALREADY RIDICULOUSLY OVERPRICED) rent to 1.5 times our current rate, and we already pay more than $300 more per month than similar sized units on the same street. We've been good tenants for 27 years and he can't draft a month-to-month lease for us? **ing slumlord piece of **.

04-05-2010, 02:32 PM	#5107 (permalink)
The Fascinating Turnip Moper Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 510	I dislike the smell of dog, but not as much as I dislike smelly cats. And now you (whoever you are) are gonna say: "But cats don't smell!" Lies, I say; their saliva smells like someone threw up in Hell (I wonder what that means).