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View Poll Results: Hey. Did you just grab my ass?
Yes... 30 34.48%
From where I'm standing that is a physical impossibility 26 29.89%
Sh...Should I? 31 35.63%
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Old 11-30-2010, 04:37 PM   #6731 (permalink)
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Old 12-04-2010, 11:13 PM   #6732 (permalink)
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I used my mom's facial wipes to wash my makeup off. I was on my second wipe when I noticed that it said "personal clensing" on the label.

Thats right. I used doosh wipes on my face.
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Old 12-04-2010, 11:33 PM   #6733 (permalink)
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Meh, I discovered my Mom's sex toy stash once.
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Old 12-04-2010, 11:37 PM   #6734 (permalink)
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You'll never guess what I mistook as a strange balloon in the bathroom closet when I was a kid...
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Old 12-05-2010, 02:31 AM   #6735 (permalink)
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Meh, I discovered my Mom's sex toy stash once.
Once me and my friend were looking for my friend's dad's porn mags and we found pictures of his mom naked. I never looked at her the same again.
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Old 12-05-2010, 05:17 AM   #6736 (permalink)
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A colostomy bag?
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Old 12-05-2010, 07:32 AM   #6737 (permalink)
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I feel like my life as it is now could be a Michael Gira song...
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Old 12-05-2010, 08:45 AM   #6738 (permalink)
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I feel like my life as it is now could be a Michael Gira song...
One of my favorite Swans songs of all time. I'm sorry you're feeling bad.
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Old 12-05-2010, 12:05 PM   #6739 (permalink)
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A colostomy bag?
Nope.

I was a kid, and when I brought it out to the parents (blowing it up and all cheery faced because I found a new toy) my dad started laughing and my mom, screaming, at the same time. They never told me what it was, but just that I couldn't put it in my mouth or play with it. Years later, I found out what it was...
A re-usable douche nozzle. (with douche bag attached)

I felt like such a douche.
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Old 12-05-2010, 12:26 PM   #6740 (permalink)
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Wow, that's far more hilarious than you finding a condom.
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