Will do.

:rofl:

Janszoon and Urban are on FIRE today!

I can't bitch about anything under these circumstances. :(

Creams and ointments stop the burning sensation, they'll be alright as long as it doesn't fall off.

my day was ****ty as hell and I want to bitch about it but i'm pretty much over it already and the vibe of this thread and anal beads has also made me feel better so no complaints here.

(I laughed so hard, my smiley was not sufficient, so I used yours.)

I felt really good today. Even though I had to spend €1000 on my car.
It's brilliant now. Better than ever.

But I just talked to a friend of mine. She's temporarily living with her sister whom she was very fond of as long as I've known her (nearly 11 years now). All of a sudden her sister seems to be provoking arguments and is telling her she has to leave soon.
Bad timing. She just got her cats there (they were living with her ex), she is busy graduating from college and she has had better times in general.

Anyway, she can come and live with me anytime. It's such a beautiful person.
But the cats are a problem. My cat gets depressed whenever there are other cats in the house.

Anyway, I really really love that girl. She's absolutely brilliant. And I really feel bad because she's having a hard time. She's one of those people you only want good things to happen to...

Having a ****load of probs with my mom/family in general...
Mom's still bitchin about the divorce, although no longer suicidal, thank god. but she's still telling me how much of a bastard dad is for leaving, well bitch you guys seperated 7 years ago, and YOU left HIM, so quit whining, sign the ****in paper, AND GET IT THE **** OVER WITH!!!
I thought she was cool with me being bi. apparently not. I've been dating this girl for over 3 months now and she's known and i told mom i was taking her to homecoming and all the sudden she doesnt want me going. I told her a month ago homecoming was soon and that my gf probly wouldnt go, and she was fine with me going alone, but now that she can go, im probly not gonna be allowed.
my brothers being annoying as usual, except now hes up until 2am screaming. I like SLEEPING before i go to school in the morning, and I swear to god if he does it tonite im gonna duct tape his mouth shut and hot glue him to the wall.
my 'best friend' hasnt talked to me in over 2 weeks. I've tried texting, emailing, calling, chatting on facebook, and nothing. i hate it when people ignore me like this
and to top it all off...
I REALLY HAVE TO PEE

That last thing I can help you with *turns on the tap*.

Sounds awful though... Sorry to hear that.

anal beads. so funny. :rofl::rolleyes:


I'm gonna bitch a little bit about the ice. Don't mind walking on it, my balance is amazing, but it's such a bitch to clean off my windshield when there is a 2 inch layer covering the glass. Turned a 5 minute trip to the liquor store into a 30 minute battle VS my windshield. At least I wasn't the guy who had his car parked 3 down from mine. After it snowed, it got plowed into the back of his car, then froze. So from the ground and covering his whole trunk and back of his car is a very, very thick layer of ice. I have no idea how he is gonna leave campus if he needs to. I laughed but still felt bad.