The Bitch Box

03-25-2013, 08:22 PM

So out of the three dudes that I predicted would come back @ me when the first one did...

the second being the one I had the one day stand w/...he told me today that he was going to invite me to Morrissey because he had an extra ticket. I know this is some deceptive **** cause he don't even like Morrissey. He only wanted to take me clearly which is ****ing adorable. Too bad the concert is cancelled but omfg why did I not date this guy

I instead chose the douchewad that wants to crawl back to be mommied
how do i men????

03-25-2013, 08:30 PM

Also omfg when ****ing subs call me "my Queen"
I'm not your anything you piece of **** get the hell away from me you turdburglar omg

TheBig3 · 03-25-2013, 09:37 PM

#firstworldproblems

03-25-2013, 09:44 PM

scuse u

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 03-25-2013, 10:14 PM

But he didn't sneeze?

03-25-2013, 11:05 PM

wow.

Arya Stark · 03-25-2013, 11:11 PM

gurl.

**Janszoon** · 03-25-2013, 11:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hermione

Also omfg when ****ing subs call me "my Queen"
I'm not your anything you piece of **** get the hell away from me you turdburglar omg

I'm sorry to hear somebody stole your turds.

03-25-2013, 11:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AwwSugar

gurl.

Trollheart · 03-26-2013, 07:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PoorOldPo

HEHE, just realised this thread is called bitch box. Made me s******. God I'm immature.

wait you can't spell sniger without saying the n word, FFS. There's something to bitch about.

Yeah I know. I've come across this problem too. You have to say "snicker", which just doesn't sound the same, or else use a word like chortle, guffaw etc which again doesn't have the punch of s-one-black-person, does it? Bloody PC World! And I don't mean the shop! (Or do I?!)

Another great one is the word that begins with c ends with m and has u in the middle. If you want to say something like guitar-***-keys solo, see what happens? And what do you replace *** with? Stop it! It's getting really annoying! *** *** ***! *** now, this is stupid...

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03-25-2013, 09:37 PM	#11363 (permalink)
TheBig3 killedmyraindog Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Boston, Massachusetts Posts: 11,246	#firstworldproblems __________________ I've moved to a new address

03-25-2013, 10:14 PM	#11365 (permalink)
Scarlett O'Hara Make it so Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 6,775	But he didn't sneeze? __________________ "Elph is truly an enfant terrible of the forum, bless and curse him" - Marie, Queen of Thots

03-25-2013, 08:22 PM	#11361 (permalink)
Sansa Stark Guest Posts: n/a	So out of the three dudes that I predicted would come back @ me when the first one did... the second being the one I had the one day stand w/...he told me today that he was going to invite me to Morrissey because he had an extra ticket. I know this is some deceptive ** cause he don't even like Morrissey. He only wanted to take me clearly which is **ing adorable. Too bad the concert is cancelled but omfg why did I not date this guy I instead chose the douchewad that wants to crawl back to be mommied how do i men????

03-25-2013, 08:30 PM	#11362 (permalink)
Sansa Stark Guest Posts: n/a	Also omfg when **ing subs call me "my Queen" I'm not your anything you piece of ** get the hell away from me you turdburglar omg

03-25-2013, 09:44 PM	#11364 (permalink)
Sansa Stark Guest Posts: n/a	scuse u

03-25-2013, 11:05 PM	#11366 (permalink)
Sansa Stark Guest Posts: n/a	wow.