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Old 11-07-2015, 01:18 PM   #21281 (permalink)
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Misread the schedule, which says I work from 11pm to 3am, and came in at 9 am instead. Stayed out of the goodness of my heart because the store was beyond butt****ed by douchebag customers who needed a steel-toed boot enema. Got off around 2:30, and now I have to do a buttload of school work before going back to BK to close. Naturally, I'm drinking.

Why do I have to be Jesus ****ing Christ?

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So I'm trying to sell off some high dollar items from the office via San Diego Craigslist. I listed my boss's desk and credenza for $1,200 and immediately got two email inquiries. One dude and one chick. They both wanted to pay via paypal, both wanted to have a third party pick up the items, and both were unable to speak via phone - her because she's a flight attendant and him becasue he's in the military.

Total phishing scam.

****ers!
Queer.
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Old 11-07-2015, 01:22 PM   #21282 (permalink)
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What would you call it then?

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Old 11-07-2015, 02:25 PM   #21283 (permalink)
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What would you call it then?
Like... cabinets?
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Old 11-07-2015, 02:32 PM   #21284 (permalink)
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Dig the Brother printer. Same one I have.
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Old 11-07-2015, 02:35 PM   #21285 (permalink)
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So I'm trying to sell off some high dollar items from the office via San Diego Craigslist. I listed my boss's desk and credenza for $1,200 and immediately got two email inquiries. One dude and one chick. They both wanted to pay via paypal, both wanted to have a third party pick up the items, and both were unable to speak via phone - her because she's a flight attendant and him becasue he's in the military.

Total phishing scam.

****ers!
Scammers for sure use the military line quite a bit.
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Old 11-28-2015, 01:36 PM   #21286 (permalink)
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Apparently the guy who works the opening shift most days can't do so for reasons beyond his control, so for three days next week I have to wake up at 3:30 am just to be at ****ing Burger King at five in the god damn morning. Oh yeah, getting wasted tonight.
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Old 12-01-2015, 05:10 AM   #21287 (permalink)
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Can't find my bitch ass car keys....Ooooah Im not going to hotwire or stick a screw driver in the steering column...no no no no motha****a no.
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Old 12-01-2015, 04:13 PM   #21288 (permalink)
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So after the keys bull****, my ****ing tire blew to the rim and oh yeah had to fly to buffalo stat because my sister is not expected to make through the next 48 hours......really when it rains it pours.
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Old 12-01-2015, 04:26 PM   #21289 (permalink)
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Really bro did you read what I wrote.
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Old 12-01-2015, 04:45 PM   #21290 (permalink)
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Soo....yeah I'm gonna assume you missed the part where I said my sister isnt going to make it..... **** my car, **** my job all that **** I'm going to say goodbye....I swear every time someone says something remotely serious you all either say something emotionally immature, (because it's awkward) or you nonsensically ramble about how this happened to yer cousin claude once... Really yall? Is everyone an ******* today?
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