Things that make me want to headbutt everything (electronic, house)

WolfAtTheDoor · 01-23-2009, 10:56 AM

3: People On The Internet

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Originally Posted by sweet_nothing

Cool another "Things I hate Thread...." I was just thinking we need more.

You're on the internet. I'm on the internet. Why don't we just share the internet, internet fascist.

sweet_nothing · 01-23-2009, 03:11 PM

Yes lets share, so let me post my opinions too.

~~Farfisa~~ · 01-24-2009, 06:18 AM

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Originally Posted by sweet_nothing

Yes lets share, so let me post my opinions too.

Sharing is caring.

WolfAtTheDoor · 01-24-2009, 11:41 AM

4: James ****ing Corden

Now, I don't necessarily hate James Corden. He seems like a nice and likeable fella and whatever, and Gavin and Stacey was quite good. However, he's just EVERYWHERE. I turn on Nevermind The Buzz****s, he's there, glance towards x factor, there again, comedy awards - up on the stage accepting an award, film awards, accepting keira knightleys award, big quiz of the year, there he is again. Now he's very lovely and round but he's just not funny enough to warrant this amount of air time. At best he is an above average comedian who has quite a silly laugh.

I don't hate you, James

but chill out for a bit.

WolfAtTheDoor · 01-24-2009, 11:51 AM

5: Unnecessary Doors

There are a set of double doors in my college that completely defy any logic or reasoning. They swing backwards and forwards, like doors you see in the kitchen of a restaurant. They are also very big doors that, if hit full force with one, would send you flying through one of the opposing windows. I have been hit with these doors seven times and counting, and once i have had my leg stuck between both of them.

It is completely ridiculous that doors in such a frequently used part of the college would be so heavy yet so agile - like a camoflauged elephant.

Another example of this would be revolving doors, shown in the photo. The amount of times I get stuck in these because of ridiculous children jamming them shut just to piss EVERYONE off. Seriously. There's one in my local shopping centre that is ALWAYS broken because of this, and what makes it even more unnecessary is the fact that because the revolving doors are disabled so much, they have built two regular doors either side of it.

**Janszoon** · 01-24-2009, 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by WolfAtTheDoor

I have been hit with these doors seven times and counting, and once i have had my leg stuck between both of them.

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Another example of this would be revolving doors, shown in the photo. The amount of times I get stuck in these because of ridiculous children jamming them shut just to piss EVERYONE off.

Oh my god, are you Mr. Magoo?

WolfAtTheDoor · 01-24-2009, 12:43 PM

I've seen so many other students battered by those swinging doors, though. It's the most hilarious thing ever when you're not on the receiving end - it's a double edged sword

gunnels · 01-24-2009, 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by WolfAtTheDoor

5: Unnecessary Doors

There are a set of double doors in my college that completely defy any logic or reasoning. They swing backwards and forwards, like doors you see in the kitchen of a restaurant. They are also very big doors that, if hit full force with one, would send you flying through one of the opposing windows. I have been hit with these doors seven times and counting, and once i have had my leg stuck between both of them.

It is completely ridiculous that doors in such a frequently used part of the college would be so heavy yet so agile - like a camoflauged elephant.

Another example of this would be revolving doors, shown in the photo. The amount of times I get stuck in these because of ridiculous children jamming them shut just to piss EVERYONE off. Seriously. There's one in my local shopping centre that is ALWAYS broken because of this, and what makes it even more unnecessary is the fact that because the revolving doors are disabled so much, they have built two regular doors either side of it.

To this day, one of my favorite things to do is to hit the little handicap button while people are in those revolving doors.
It slows the doors down, and smacks them in their face.

Molecules · 01-24-2009, 01:54 PM

good stuff, i particularly like the thinly-veiled british xenophobia (we do it so well don't we) and the Alexa chung moan. She's sh*t, and she goes out with the skinny schoolboy from Arctic Moon-kehs. Like we really needed a 'scene' Simon Amstell.
Brilliant.
I am all for London suicide bombings as long as they all take place in or around the Old Blue Last.

And while we're on a hatred vibe (again), James Corden should be shot. NOT FUNNY.
His co-star in the unequivocally average Gavin & Stacey is in Saxondale however, which is the best British comedy for years.

Now back to the music

mr. goth glam · 01-25-2009, 10:19 AM

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Originally Posted by gunnels

To this day, one of my favorite things to do is to hit the little handicap button while people are in those revolving doors.
It slows the doors down, and smacks them in their face.

That does tend to bring the sunshine into my black, nicotine-battered heart.

01-24-2009, 01:54 PM	#19 (permalink)
Molecules daddy don't Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: the Wastes Posts: 2,577	good stuff, i particularly like the thinly-veiled british xenophobia (we do it so well don't we) and the Alexa chung moan. She's sht, and she goes out with the skinny schoolboy from Arctic Moon-kehs. Like we really needed a 'scene' Simon Amstell. Brilliant. I am all for London suicide bombings as long as they all take place in or around the Old Blue Last. And while we're on a hatred vibe (again), James Corden should be shot. NOT FUNNY. His co-star in the unequivocally average Gavin & Stacey* is in Saxondale however, which is the best British comedy for years. Now back to the music __________________ [SIZE="1"]Eff em tumble her

01-24-2009, 11:41 AM	#14 (permalink)
WolfAtTheDoor ironing your socks Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: I'm in a rocknroll band. huh. Posts: 396	4: James **ing Corden Now, I don't necessarily hate James Corden. He seems like a nice and likeable fella and whatever, and Gavin and Stacey was quite good. However, he's just EVERYWHERE. I turn on Nevermind The Buzz**s, he's there, glance towards x factor, there again, comedy awards - up on the stage accepting an award, film awards, accepting keira knightleys award, big quiz of the year, there he is again. Now he's very lovely and round but he's just not funny enough to warrant this amount of air time. At best he is an above average comedian who has quite a silly laugh. I don't hate you, James but chill out for a bit.

01-24-2009, 11:51 AM	#15 (permalink)
WolfAtTheDoor ironing your socks Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: I'm in a rocknroll band. huh. Posts: 396	5: Unnecessary Doors There are a set of double doors in my college that completely defy any logic or reasoning. They swing backwards and forwards, like doors you see in the kitchen of a restaurant. They are also very big doors that, if hit full force with one, would send you flying through one of the opposing windows. I have been hit with these doors seven times and counting, and once i have had my leg stuck between both of them. It is completely ridiculous that doors in such a frequently used part of the college would be so heavy yet so agile - like a camoflauged elephant. Another example of this would be revolving doors, shown in the photo. The amount of times I get stuck in these because of ridiculous children jamming them shut just to piss EVERYONE off. Seriously. There's one in my local shopping centre that is ALWAYS broken because of this, and what makes it even more unnecessary is the fact that because the revolving doors are disabled so much, they have built two regular doors either side of it.

01-24-2009, 12:43 PM	#17 (permalink)
WolfAtTheDoor ironing your socks Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: I'm in a rocknroll band. huh. Posts: 396	I've seen so many other students battered by those swinging doors, though. It's the most hilarious thing ever when you're not on the receiving end - it's a double edged sword