Foodbox (Food & Recipes)

Dr_Rez · 09-29-2018, 12:48 PM

I have a healthy and amazing tasting shrimp scampi recipe I have made over the years if anyone wants it.

~~Cuthbert~~ · 09-30-2018, 08:58 AM

Did another tortilla yesterday. 11 eggs. Ate just over half gonna finish it off today, its in the fridge. The recipe is so good.

Plankton · 10-01-2018, 09:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Dr_Rez

I have a healthy and amazing tasting shrimp scampi recipe I have made over the years if anyone wants it.

Whats up Doc. Lay it on me.

Chula Vista · 10-01-2018, 12:14 PM

Making one of my favorite meals. Boneless skinless chicken breasts heavily seasoned and then flash seared in a hot oiled skillet to put a crust on them and then put them at the bottom of a crock pot. Cover with the dry contents of a box of Stove Top Stuffing. Pour a jar of chicken gravy into the fry pan along with a couple of tablespoons of milk. Mix well while de-glazing the pan. Pour over top of the stuffing and chicken. Top with whatever well seasoned sides you want - today I'm using fresh carrots and fingerling potatoes.

Cover and cook on low for 6-7 hours. Everything will be so tender when it's done that no knives are needed.

The Batlord · 10-01-2018, 12:41 PM

I got black out drunk last night and got woken up by my mom screaming at me that I'd taken a dump in the crock pot. I didn't remember this but it was probably true. Still I tried to blame it on the cat but she said that was a crock of shit.

~~Cuthbert~~ · 10-01-2018, 12:52 PM

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Originally Posted by 66Sexy

I got black out drunk last night and got woken up by my mom screaming at me that I'd taken a dump in the crock pot. I didn't remember this but it was probably true. Still I tried to blame it on the cat but she said that was a crock of shit.

Says a lot that this is believable coming from you.

Chula Vista · 10-01-2018, 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Fluff

Says a lot that this is believable coming from you.

Up until the punchline I was thinking the same thing.

~~Cuthbert~~ · 10-01-2018, 01:15 PM

I wouldn't put it past him. He had a plastic shitting box so a pot isn't too different.

Mindfulness · 10-01-2018, 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by 66Sexy

I got black out drunk last night and got woken up by my mom screaming at me that I'd taken a dump in the crock pot. I didn't remember this but it was probably true. Still I tried to blame it on the cat but she said that was a crock of shit.

Chula Vista · 10-01-2018, 01:38 PM

Top layer is the potatoes seasoned with S&P and a ton of dill - potatoes love dill. Next layer is the carrots seasoned with all sorts of ****. S&P, onion and garlic powder, celery seed, paprika, and a hint of nutmeg. Hiding underneath is the chix and stuffing.

The slow cook time and gravy will marry everything together. Freaking love crock pots.

09-29-2018, 12:48 PM	#1771 (permalink)
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10-01-2018, 12:14 PM	#1774 (permalink)
Chula Vista Toasted Poster Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: SoCal by way of Boston Posts: 11,332	Making one of my favorite meals. Boneless skinless chicken breasts heavily seasoned and then flash seared in a hot oiled skillet to put a crust on them and then put them at the bottom of a crock pot. Cover with the dry contents of a box of Stove Top Stuffing. Pour a jar of chicken gravy into the fry pan along with a couple of tablespoons of milk. Mix well while de-glazing the pan. Pour over top of the stuffing and chicken. Top with whatever well seasoned sides you want - today I'm using fresh carrots and fingerling potatoes. Cover and cook on low for 6-7 hours. Everything will be so tender when it's done that no knives are needed. __________________ “The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

10-01-2018, 01:38 PM	#1780 (permalink)
Chula Vista Toasted Poster Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: SoCal by way of Boston Posts: 11,332	Top layer is the potatoes seasoned with S&P and a ton of dill - potatoes love dill. Next layer is the carrots seasoned with all sorts of ****. S&P, onion and garlic powder, celery seed, paprika, and a hint of nutmeg. Hiding underneath is the chix and stuffing. The slow cook time and gravy will marry everything together. Freaking love crock pots. __________________ “The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

09-30-2018, 08:58 AM	#1772 (permalink)
~~Cuthbert~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: The Black Country Posts: 8,827	Did another tortilla yesterday. 11 eggs. Ate just over half gonna finish it off today, its in the fridge. The recipe is so good.

10-01-2018, 01:15 PM	#1778 (permalink)
~~Cuthbert~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: The Black Country Posts: 8,827	I wouldn't put it past him. He had a plastic shitting box so a pot isn't too different.