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Old 06-24-2018, 03:59 PM   #11001 (permalink)
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Didn't happen. Frowny's pulling pearls out of his ass.

Or, the chick was so ugly it would take a St. Helen's like slide to make the story real.
Considering that Chris never talks about that **** I'm inclined to believe he doesn't make up sexual escapades unless it's just a vehicle for a wicked burn, which I would respect.
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Old 06-24-2018, 04:17 PM   #11003 (permalink)
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Old 06-24-2018, 04:31 PM   #11005 (permalink)
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Considering that Chris never talks about that **** I'm inclined to believe he doesn't make up sexual escapades unless it's just a vehicle for a wicked burn, which I would respect.
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Old 06-24-2018, 04:36 PM   #11006 (permalink)
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Old 06-24-2018, 08:37 PM   #11007 (permalink)
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Chula's just mad because I turned him down when he asked.
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Old 06-25-2018, 08:36 AM   #11008 (permalink)
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Got approached by a couple last night for a threesome. Negotiated (with the wife's help) to just bang her while he watched. She was great. Crazy horny, liked it rough, shook when she came, licked my *******. Hit it raw like a dumbass, hopefully that doesn't turn out bad. Dude was annoying as **** with his corny dirty talk the whole time which stunted the mood a bit. They're trying out an open relationship so I have her number for some private time in the future.

I usually keep my sex life to myself around here, so why am I sharing? The husband's name was Charles .
They didn’t know you at all beforehand? They just approached you out of nowhere?
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Old 06-25-2018, 08:37 AM   #11009 (permalink)
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Old 06-25-2018, 08:41 AM   #11010 (permalink)
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