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Old 06-25-2018, 08:45 AM   #11011 (permalink)
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They didn’t know you at all beforehand? They just approached you out of nowhere?
I unsuccessfully tried hitting on one of their friends before they asked, but pretty much.
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Old 06-25-2018, 08:49 AM   #11012 (permalink)
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Old 06-25-2018, 02:21 PM   #11013 (permalink)
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Didn't happen. Frowny's pulling pearls out of his ass.

Or, the chick was so ugly it would take a St. Helen's like slide to make the story real.
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Old 06-28-2018, 08:21 AM   #11014 (permalink)
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Sitting on the couch watching TV. Fiancee sitting sideways with her legs across me. Very normal situation

Start rubbing her legs and I put my hand on that spot on the other side of her kneecap for a moment, no idea what to even call that area

Apparently rubbing that area arouses her

*shrug*
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On this one your voice is kind of weird but really intense and awesome
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Old 06-28-2018, 08:24 AM   #11015 (permalink)
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Old 06-28-2018, 08:27 AM   #11016 (permalink)
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Old 06-28-2018, 08:28 AM   #11017 (permalink)
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I thought it was. Never heard of anyone getting anything sexual out of that
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Old 06-28-2018, 08:33 AM   #11018 (permalink)
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I thought it was. Never heard of anyone getting anything sexual out of that
Anywhere can be an erroneous zone

Plus your little sexy Pavlov there knows when you touch her there soon enough you’ll be touching her there

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Old 06-28-2018, 08:40 AM   #11019 (permalink)
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Erogenous* lol
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Old 06-28-2018, 08:45 AM   #11020 (permalink)
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I thought it was. Never heard of anyone getting anything sexual out of that
Yeah you touching her definitely seems like a turn off.
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