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Old 06-28-2018, 01:28 PM   #11051 (permalink)
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Ori, read my post again.
I did. It was even sadder the second time around.

Pop some viagra and get your mojo back.
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Old 06-28-2018, 02:47 PM   #11052 (permalink)
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I'm pretty sure you haven't ****ed any other women since you started dating your wife, so your "sexual path" is probably pretty straight and narrow.
When I first joined this forum, you were the one who talked me down from going into the details of my sexual exploits during my sixth month separation, pre-AIDS.

And Linda was always a beast. Sometimes we get lucky right out of the gate. We've done **** you only jerk off too while watching videos.
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Old 06-28-2018, 02:56 PM   #11053 (permalink)
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Bro code: Can’t brag about ****ing your own wife, sorry

It’s great for your life but it doesn’t count

I mean it counts like this: you have an attractive wife = big ups

You spank her, go balls deep anal, and make her *** = that’s great but kinda tmi and tbe / no props, sorry

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Old 06-28-2018, 02:57 PM   #11054 (permalink)
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OK. Just fending off a bat.
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Old 06-28-2018, 03:03 PM   #11055 (permalink)
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bragging about sexual experience comes across as questionable to begin with

there's that expression in sports "act like you've been there"
You gotta admit though that its an easy one to throw at the bat

Like whats he gonna respond with? Hes got nothin
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On this one your voice is kind of weird but really intense and awesome
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Old 06-28-2018, 03:06 PM   #11056 (permalink)
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You gotta admit though that its an easy one to throw at the bat

Like whats he gonna respond with? Hes got nothin
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Old 06-28-2018, 03:26 PM   #11057 (permalink)
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Old 06-28-2018, 03:35 PM   #11058 (permalink)
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Did you get her permission to post that?
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Old 06-28-2018, 03:42 PM   #11059 (permalink)
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Did you get her permission to post that?
Overused now. Find a new slant
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Old 06-28-2018, 03:49 PM   #11060 (permalink)
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I was gonna ask what he thought about her eyes, but I didn't think that'd be appropriate.
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