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YorkeDaddy 09-17-2012 05:46 PM

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Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR. (Post 1232041)
Or it could be somebody else is in the closet about their junk, just let it out maybe you'll feel better. Don't worry man when your girlfriend breaks it off shes just gonna tell everyone at IU I mean how many people could that be? Godspeed.

It's alright that you're sexually frustrated, bro. I mean, chances are that you can hopefully find some drunk girl that will let you get in her pants or something someday.

FRED HALE SR. 09-17-2012 05:49 PM

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Originally Posted by YorkeDaddy (Post 1232048)
It's alright that you're sexually frustrated, bro. I mean, chances are that you can hopefully find some drunk girl that will let you get in her pants or something someday.

I'm disappointed man. This is a lackluster effort, i'll give you a few days to think on it.

Burning Down 09-17-2012 05:50 PM

I got a solution for all of you:

http://f00.inventorspot.com/images/pants11.jpg

Skinny pants that sit at the waist, but have a baggy-ass crotch area so they definitely won't squish your penis.

Top 10 Strange and Innovative Pants and Jeans

YorkeDaddy 09-17-2012 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR. (Post 1232050)
I'm disappointed man. This is a lackluster effort, i'll give you a few days to think on it.

I don't have to think on it, cause, I mean, you did the work for me.

Quote:

Or it could be somebody else is in the closet about their junk, just let it out maybe you'll feel better. Don't worry man when your girlfriend breaks it off shes just gonna tell everyone at IU I mean how many people could that be? Godspeed.
^ that's just hilarious

PoorOldPo 09-17-2012 05:50 PM

That looks incredibly uncomfortable

Freebase Dali 09-17-2012 05:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Burning Down (Post 1232051)
I got a solution for all of you:

http://f00.inventorspot.com/images/pants11.jpg

Skinny pants that sit at the waist, but have a baggy-ass crotch area so they definitely won't squish your penis.

Top 10 Strange and Innovative Pants and Jeans

That's basically like breaking into someone's house to steal the sh*t from their cat's litter box...

http://www.ficklefinance.com/wp-cont.../mc-hammer.jpg

Urban Hat€monger ? 09-17-2012 06:09 PM


Engine 09-18-2012 12:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Burning Down (Post 1232051)
I got a solution for all of you:

http://f00.inventorspot.com/images/pants11.jpg

Skinny pants that sit at the waist, but have a baggy-ass crotch area so they definitely won't squish your penis.

If they make those in size XXXXXL they may be the perfect way for my man, Wesley Warren Jr., to add some style to his wardrobe. Apparently he currently rocks a faux-Ralph Lauren hoodie to cover his 100-pound ballsack, but I think he can do better.

http://mommysdirtylittlesecret.com/w...-warren-jr.jpg

The Batlord 09-18-2012 09:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Freebase Dali (Post 1232025)
I do know of pants that are too tight, and those are the ones that cause adjustment issues, which is one of the reasons I don't wear them, along with general comfort considerations.

So, do you just wear a sarong or something?

Howard the Duck 09-18-2012 09:54 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1232232)
So, do you just wear a sarong or something?

kilts


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