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Freebase Dali 07-06-2009 02:10 AM

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Originally Posted by 6underground (Post 699091)
You could easily be talking about anal or quick release. Oh the irony.

Oh no... Ain't no quick release gonna last 15 seconds.

SATCHMO 07-06-2009 02:12 AM

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Originally Posted by 6underground (Post 699091)
You could easily be talking about anal or quick release. Oh the irony.

You mean when he starts apologizing as soon as he undoes his belt?

6underground 07-06-2009 02:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Veridical Fiction (Post 699093)
Oh no... Ain't no quick release gonna last 15 seconds.

Thanks for clarifying.

msganda 07-06-2009 03:17 AM

Maybe someone can illustrate?:pimp:

Scarlett O'Hara 07-06-2009 04:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Veridical Fiction (Post 699086)
Agreed.
Dicks don't just accidentally slide perfectly into asses due to a wide thrust. There's a physical negotiation that has to happen. I haven't done anal, but from the copious amounts of first hand experiences I've heard, one would assume as much.

You are certainly right. I'm not letting a guy try poke it in there without asking me first, because it's very painful if a guy trys stabbing it or forcing it in. Lube is necessary because the friction just becomes too painful/awkward for us.

msganda 07-06-2009 07:07 AM

Unless of course one were captured by aliens and had to submit to a rectal probe.

ElephantSack 07-06-2009 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by SATCHMO (Post 698828)
Yeah I've accidentally bumped it pretty hard, but actually penetrating that biz takes some conscious effort.

That's for true.

It's been known to happen that it slips out and rams into the taint. That ****in' kills! It hasn't happened in a long time.. knock wood.

Freebase Dali 07-06-2009 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by ElephantSack (Post 699305)
That's for true.

It's been known to happen that it slips out and rams into the taint. That ****in' kills! It hasn't happened in a long time.. knock wood.

D'oh!

Son of JayJamJah 07-06-2009 04:13 PM

When did freebase Dali man a skin suit out of Vertical Fiction...

Freebase Dali 07-06-2009 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by JayJamJah (Post 699353)
When did freebase Dali man a skin suit out of Vertical Fiction...

Same guy.


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