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Old 07-17-2010, 10:18 AM   #2921 (permalink)
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I live with my grandmother and my computer is right next to my bedroom door which is close to the bathroom which my grandma uses frequently AND the lock doesn't work AND she has a habit of kicking my door open without knocking.

This means I have to make a time schedule for my wank sessions, I usually reserve them for the night time when she's asleep because it's harder in the day time when she's constantly at my door asking for something.

It stresses you out, I want to wank on my own time dammit.
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Tea Supremacist, what you describe sounds nice to me and if doing that with your partner is just too much for your girl friends, then I think they are a bit close minded! Possibly, they say they don't do this, but the reality is perhaps slightly different?
Haha, I'd really like to think so.
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Old 07-17-2010, 11:08 AM   #2922 (permalink)
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Tea you're kind of a punk anyway, I would think your friends should have already come to terms with you being a little "deviant".
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Old 07-17-2010, 11:33 AM   #2923 (permalink)
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Sasquatch porn eh?
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Old 07-17-2010, 12:16 PM   #2924 (permalink)
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Ok, I'd hit that even with sasquatch legs.
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Old 07-17-2010, 12:21 PM   #2925 (permalink)
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Old 07-17-2010, 12:25 PM   #2926 (permalink)
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Ok, I'd hit that even with sasquatch legs.
We were talking about underarm hair not leg hair.
And I never said she had any, I said i'd seen plenty of it in those movies.
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Old 07-17-2010, 01:21 PM   #2927 (permalink)
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We were talking about underarm hair not leg hair.
And I never said she had any, I said i'd seen plenty of it in those movies.
Oh. Ok I got it mixed up. Yeah I don't really mind hairy pits that much as long as it's not bad.
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Old 07-17-2010, 03:22 PM   #2928 (permalink)
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Ok... so here's one then, seeing as we're on the subject. How do women feel about porn? I'm with Vegangelica tbh, I think it's great. But if it crops up in conversation my female friends look at me like I am some mad sexual deviant for liking porn (be it for myself or for me and my partner). Is it just a bloke thing or is it a lot more acceptable for women these days? Sorry if I'm stepping over old ground here...
The ironic thing about porn is that the "female" version is called...The Romance Novel. My mom is a romance novel fan, and so I get (read as "borrow") her hand-me-down romance novels that she liked the most. I would never purchase one myself...too humiliating to be seen buying such bad literature!

In case you haven't read a romance novel recently, they can get pretttttyyy detailed when it comes to sex. If you wade through the drama pages (generally describing balls and British nobility and silly intrigue), you can get to the steamy parts! Huh...I wonder if British romance novels are filled with American men?

I agree with those who said that people may feel uncomfortable with raw sexuality because it is so opposite from everything else we do and value in life, such as being in emotional and physical control. It is hard to let that go.

Also, I think women especially are still brought up not to feel comfortable with sex and their own bodies. That was *my* upbringing. I looked at sexuality with derision: it was low-brow and bestial. I still remember when I was 12, some grandmother told me her grandson thought I was cute, and I replied stiffly: "I'm above that sort of thing." Ha ha! So I can understand women growing up feeling uncomfortable about porn.

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We were talking about underarm hair not leg hair.And I never said she had any, I said i'd seen plenty of it in those movies.
Wait, *I* was talking earlier about both underarm hair and leg hair. Are you saying that the women in the German porn movies from the 70s and 80s had shaved legs? If they had shaved legs but not underarms, I don't think boo boo will like that. He likes consistency.
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Wait, *I* was talking earlier about both underarm hair and leg hair. Are you saying that the women in the German porn movies from the 70s and 80s had shaved legs? If they had shaved legs but not underarms, I don't think boo boo will like that. He likes consistency.
Alright then, I was
You might have been I just assumed you were.

If your posts didn't go on for so long I wouldn't have to skim read them & assume you were talking about things
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Old 07-17-2010, 05:06 PM   #2930 (permalink)
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I'm guessing not too many of you dudes out there have been with a girl that doesn't shave??
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