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Old 07-19-2010, 09:07 PM   #3011 (permalink)
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Well now we know why you can't get laid.
Nah it's not like I've even made it to first base with a girl and THEN freaked her out with my weird fantasies. I'd be privilaged to ever make it that far.
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Old 07-20-2010, 02:31 AM   #3012 (permalink)
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I'm late to the party, but how about GUYS shaving?

My lips usually stay above your shoulders if you don't at least shave your balls. I do my part (well, partially anyways), you gotta do yours.
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Old 07-20-2010, 02:52 AM   #3013 (permalink)
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Oooh, I hope I haven't sparked something. I hope you don't split up because every time you're with him intimately you can't help but laugh and picture a rocket taking off. but yes, report your findings!
He got undressed. I laughed. He was slightly confused so I tried to make it better by explaining why I was laughing.

He said he's never seen a pink Rocket and that he'll paint it silver next time.

I take it all back Cunning. Rocket Ship indeed. Put your belief system back where it was, my friend.
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Old 07-20-2010, 03:54 AM   #3014 (permalink)
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Because theres a lot of hot ginger girls and I can't think of any good looking ginger guys. Other than Conan of course.



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Read my post and I don't think that even covers half of it.

I get off on a lot of things that aren't considered normal, I wasn't kidding when I said I like variety.
Ginger guys are hot!

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Old 07-20-2010, 04:06 AM   #3015 (permalink)
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Or should you prefer the more mature gentleman....

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Old 07-20-2010, 04:31 AM   #3016 (permalink)
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Or should you prefer the more mature gentleman....

Hahahahaahaha I saw this and then read the "You got red on you" in your sig and I was like "indeed."
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Old 07-20-2010, 04:38 AM   #3017 (permalink)
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Hahahahaahaha I saw this and then read the "You got red on you" in your sig and I was like "indeed."
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Old 07-20-2010, 05:38 AM   #3018 (permalink)
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This especially floats my boat:

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Old 07-20-2010, 06:51 AM   #3019 (permalink)
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My register teacher at school was incredibly hot (p.e.) and he was also ginger. i still fancy him.
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