The Sexual Experience Thread

boo boo · 07-19-2010, 08:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger

Well now we know why you can't get laid.

Nah it's not like I've even made it to first base with a girl and THEN freaked her out with my weird fantasies. I'd be privilaged to ever make it that far.

bannister · 07-20-2010, 01:31 AM

I'm late to the party, but how about GUYS shaving?

My lips usually stay above your shoulders if you don't at least shave your balls. I do my part (well, partially anyways), you gotta do yours.

Tea Supremacist · 07-20-2010, 01:52 AM

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Originally Posted by TheCunningStunt

Oooh, I hope I haven't sparked something. I hope you don't split up because every time you're with him intimately you can't help but laugh and picture a rocket taking off.

but yes, report your findings!

He got undressed. I laughed. He was slightly confused so I tried to make it better by explaining why I was laughing.

He said he's never seen a pink Rocket and that he'll paint it silver next time.

I take it all back Cunning. Rocket Ship indeed. Put your belief system back where it was, my friend.

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 07-20-2010, 02:54 AM

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Originally Posted by boo boo

Because theres a lot of hot ginger girls and I can't think of any good looking ginger guys. Other than Conan of course.

http://www.musicbanter.com/lounge/23...fetish-31.html

Read my post and I don't think that even covers half of it.

I get off on a lot of things that aren't considered normal, I wasn't kidding when I said I like variety.

Ginger guys are hot!

Tea Supremacist · 07-20-2010, 03:06 AM

Or should you prefer the more mature gentleman....

WWWP · 07-20-2010, 03:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Tea Supremacist

Or should you prefer the more mature gentleman....

Hahahahaahaha I saw this and then read the "You got red on you" in your sig and I was like "indeed."

Tea Supremacist · 07-20-2010, 03:38 AM

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Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon

Hahahahaahaha I saw this and then read the "You got red on you" in your sig and I was like "indeed."

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 07-20-2010, 04:38 AM

This especially floats my boat:

FETCHER. · 07-20-2010, 05:51 AM

My register teacher at school was incredibly hot (p.e.) and he was also ginger. i still fancy him.

~~Sansa Stark~~ · 07-20-2010, 12:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla

This especially floats my boat:

MINE!

capz

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Scarlett O'Hara Make it so Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 6,181	This especially floats my boat: __________________ "Elph is truly an enfant terrible of the forum, bless and curse him" - Marie, Queen of Thots