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Old 07-19-2010, 05:57 PM   #3001 (permalink)
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Ginger girls are alright, I have an ex who's ginger. She's a f*cking psycho though, so that's -1 for the gingers.

Ginger girls have always been more socially accepted than ginger guys for some reason.
Because theres a lot of hot ginger girls and I can't think of any good looking ginger guys. Other than Conan of course.

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http://www.musicbanter.com/lounge/23...fetish-31.html

Read my post and I don't think that even covers half of it.

I get off on a lot of things that aren't considered normal, I wasn't kidding when I said I like variety.
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Old 07-19-2010, 06:03 PM   #3002 (permalink)
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Y'know boo boo, what if you're not really full of different sexual fetishes, and you just really like sex? What if somehow anything that could be vaguely related to sex turns you on because it's related to sex?
For instance, you see a hole in a tree that sorta looks like a vag. You get turned on. Well, maybe you wouldn't have a tree-humping fetish, but just a brain occupied by sex.

I'm not trying to Dr. Phil you up or anything (pun intended) but maybe you're quite normal after all? Well... more normal than you think.
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Old 07-19-2010, 06:03 PM   #3003 (permalink)
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You have a ridiculous amount of fetishes, I really don't have any. I kind of like the romance involved rather than calling her a dirty little whore (dirty talk), unless you don't love/like the girl much then it's just a bit... meh.

I don't mind dress up, but fetish? No. It made a nice change, and it wasn't pervy or really preplaned, it was a fancy dress party and she went as a school girl and I asked her to come to mine and wear it. I tried watching porn with a girl once, that could be classed as a fetish? It didn't really do much for me. It seems as if couple's who watch porn together need help getting it up and going or whatever, and I'm a young lad so I didn't need that so it didn't add much to the experience.
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Old 07-19-2010, 06:07 PM   #3004 (permalink)
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Old 07-19-2010, 07:09 PM   #3005 (permalink)
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Y'know boo boo, what if you're not really full of different sexual fetishes, and you just really like sex? What if somehow anything that could be vaguely related to sex turns you on because it's related to sex?
For instance, you see a hole in a tree that sorta looks like a vag. You get turned on. Well, maybe you wouldn't have a tree-humping fetish, but just a brain occupied by sex.

I'm not trying to Dr. Phil you up or anything (pun intended) but maybe you're quite normal after all? Well... more normal than you think.
Nah. I guess my only "true" fetish is women, everything that turns me on is related to them, I don't wank to inanimiate objects or anything, unless the occasional hentai counts.

Yeah I like just about any part of a woman (including the much underrated bare scalp) but the woman as a whole is always greater than the sum of her parts. I think of everything else as being accessories or peripherals.

So say a beautiful woman was a Nintendo 64. A bald head is basically the rumble pak.
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So say a beautiful woman was a Nintendo 64. A bald head is basically the rumble pak.
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Old 07-19-2010, 07:54 PM   #3008 (permalink)
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I have only one more thing to add regarding the hair issue. I've been with a few girls that didn't really shave their snatch. I'm no stranger to that. It does help to reduce the smell factor though, if it is shaved. So yeah, I dig the completely shaved snatch as well.

I've only been with one girl that didn't shave anything whatsoever. It was interesting. But then again, I went into it without any preconceived notions or prejudices. Just curiosity, and it was cool. She was also really tight, so that was a definite plus. And her hood was pierced. Another first for me. But I guess the whole thing about that night was that we spent all day at the beach, so we were dirty and salty, so we just went with it. It was very animalistic, I guess you could say. Nothing I'd want to get into steadily, but no regrets here.

I just like to keep an open mind and try some **** before I'm dead.
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