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Old 07-26-2010, 06:01 PM   #3051 (permalink)
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Yeaaah, spooge really doesn't taste like gravy. I want to know where she finds her men.

It's always tasted really bitter and sometimes sour. Also, the consistency is ****ing disgusting.
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Old 07-26-2010, 06:05 PM   #3052 (permalink)
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What do you mean by consistency?

And I take it you're not a swallower. =D

I know it doesn't taste like sweet onion sauce or anything, and while I love sweet onion sauce, when I dip something in it it does remind me of spooge.
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Old 07-26-2010, 06:06 PM   #3053 (permalink)
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But seriously, I've actually heard somewhere that meat-eaters and vegetarians taste different...if you get my drift. Supposedly vegetarians taste a little better!
I can confirm that there is no difference.
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Old 07-26-2010, 06:15 PM   #3054 (permalink)
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What do you mean by consistency?

And I take it you're not a swallower. =D

I know it doesn't taste like sweet onion sauce or anything, and while I love sweet onion sauce, when I dip something in it it does remind me of spooge.


By consistency, I mean... ****, I really have to go in-depth with this? On a good day it's like chugging a gallon of cold maple syrup, on a bad day it's like partially congealed Jello. Only, it doesn't taste very good either.

And psht, I am too. I man up most of the time. (;
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Old 07-26-2010, 06:22 PM   #3055 (permalink)
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By consistency, I mean... ****, I really have to go in-depth with this? On a good day it's like chugging a gallon of cold maple syrup, on a bad day it's like partially congealed Jello. Only, it doesn't taste very good either.

And psht, I am too. I man up most of the time. (;
A whole gallon?
Geeez, date horses much?
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Old 07-26-2010, 06:23 PM   #3056 (permalink)
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I suppose for that to matter to a vegetarian, they'd have to be fond of eating SOME kind of meat.
Well, yes, *some* sort of bodily secretion, at least!

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Yeaaah, spooge really doesn't taste like gravy. I want to know where she finds her men.

It's always tasted really bitter and sometimes sour. Also, the consistency is ****ing disgusting.
I agree that there is a bitter taste. An astringency. The substance that reminds me the most of semen is cooked okra, which gets this gooey consistency and has a smell that is similar. I once cooked okra, never having had it before, and was shocked at the similarity. I...never bought okra again.

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I can confirm that there is no difference.
Oh reallly? Between vegetarian/vegan and non-vegetarian women? Hmm...I will have to add these two (?) data points in my "taste" graph. I wonder about vegan vs. vegetarian, though! All that sour milk may have some effect. Any data to offer to answer *this* pressing question, Janszoon?
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By consistency, I mean... ****, I really have to go in-depth with this? On a good day it's like chugging a gallon of cold maple syrup, on a bad day it's like partially congealed Jello. Only, it doesn't taste very good either.

And psht, I am too. I man up most of the time. (;
A whole gallon?
Geeez, date horses much?
Also: cold?
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I'm sort of wondering if cum guzzling is technically cannibalism...
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Also: cold?
lol... maybe he goes into a champagne glass and lets it chill for a while.
I'm pretty sure I saw that in a porn.
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Oh reallly? Between vegetarian/vegan and non-vegetarian women? Hmm...I will have to add these two (?) data points in my "taste" graph. I wonder about vegan vs. vegetarian, though! All that sour milk may have some effect. Any data to offer to answer *this* pressing question, Janszoon?
My research has not uncovered any detectable difference between vegans and vegetarians either.
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