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Old 07-26-2010, 06:30 PM   #3061 (permalink)
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lol... maybe he goes into a champagne glass and lets it chill for a while.
I'm pretty sure I saw that in a porn.
I was imagining an ice cube tray for some reason.
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Old 07-26-2010, 06:31 PM   #3062 (permalink)
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I was imagining an ice cube tray for some reason.
Jizzle pops!!!!!!!
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Old 07-26-2010, 06:32 PM   #3063 (permalink)
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Old 07-26-2010, 06:34 PM   #3064 (permalink)
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I agree that there is a bitter taste. An astringency. The substance that reminds me the most of semen is cooked okra, which gets this gooey consistency and has a smell that is similar. I once cooked okra, never having had it before, and was shocked at the similarity. I...never bought okra again.


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A whole gallon?
Geeez, date horses much?
Yes.

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Old 07-26-2010, 06:37 PM   #3065 (permalink)
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"Wiiiiillllllbbbuuurrrrrr!"

Mr. Ed...
Nice choice.
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Old 07-26-2010, 06:38 PM   #3066 (permalink)
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By consistency, I mean... ****, I really have to go in-depth with this? On a good day it's like chugging a gallon of cold maple syrup, on a bad day it's like partially congealed Jello. Only, it doesn't taste very good either.

And psht, I am too. I man up most of the time. (;
Don't do it if you don't like it. I don't think it would be as enjoyable as the reciever if the girl doesn't have enthusiasm.

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My research has not uncovered any detectable difference between vegans and vegetarians either.
What kind of research lol?

Actually I want to know who was behind this study, did someone have a spooge taste test?
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I only listen to Santana when I feel like being annoyed.
I only listen to you talk when I want to hear Emo performed acapella.
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Old 07-26-2010, 06:39 PM   #3067 (permalink)
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"Wiiiiillllllbbbuuurrrrrr!"

Mr. Ed...
Nice choice.
He was fantastic in bed.
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Old 07-26-2010, 06:41 PM   #3068 (permalink)
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He was fantastic in bed.
Because he could talk dirty.
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Old 07-26-2010, 06:42 PM   #3069 (permalink)
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Vegan is good with statistics, I want to know if someone has come up with a poll to see how many women actually like giving head/eating j1zz.
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Old 07-26-2010, 06:43 PM   #3070 (permalink)
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Giving head and eating jizz wouldn't be considered the same... thing... I would imagine.
I know lots of girls who love giving head but don't swallow. Some who won't even let you go in their mouths. There's clearly a separation there.

Unless, of course, that's what you were implying with the /
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