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Old 03-18-2011, 04:36 AM   #3631 (permalink)
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i tried to do anal a week ago and couldn't even get it in
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Old 03-18-2011, 05:52 AM   #3632 (permalink)
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I don't see what the fascination is personally. my one experience with it ended in a sharp "OW" from my then gf and I've never tried it again. My thoughts on the subject are that there's no way in hell a girl could really enjoy that, and I'd feel self-conscious about the fact that it's probably quite uncomfortable and not enjoy it myself.
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Old 03-18-2011, 05:56 AM   #3633 (permalink)
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there are some girls that enjoy it though when it's done right
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Old 03-18-2011, 05:58 AM   #3634 (permalink)
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Usually when it happens for the first time depending on the guy they have NO CLUE what they are doing.

If there is no lube around never agree to do anal. If he did it like he saw on some porn movies then that's most likely why it hurt so much. They don't show the whole adding lube process. It gets edited out.
thanks. that maybe the reason why cause he just used saliva to lube it up. but nevertheless, it's not a very good experience and i'd rather suck that **** than stick it up my ass.
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Old 03-18-2011, 05:59 AM   #3635 (permalink)
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thanks. that maybe the reason why cause he just used saliva to lube it up. but nevertheless, it's not a very good experience and i'd rather suck that **** than stick it up my ass.
lol porn can be educational but some things in porn should NEVER be tried the way that they do it. Those people are professionals and can easily take a d in the b so saliva is usually enough for them but I'm pretty sure they find it painful as well and have to fake it because it's their job.
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Old 03-18-2011, 06:10 AM   #3636 (permalink)
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lol porn can be educational but some things in porn should NEVER be tried the way that they do it. Those people are professionals and can easily take a d in the b so saliva is usually enough for them but I'm pretty sure they find it painful as well and have to fake it because it's their job.
i know. it's really amazing how they can act out like it feels good when in reality, it's very painful. especially black porn, black people can take it up the ass without breaking a sweat. purely admirable.
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Old 03-18-2011, 06:32 AM   #3637 (permalink)
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i know. it's really amazing how they can act out like it feels good when in reality, it's very painful. especially black porn, black people can take it up the ass without breaking a sweat. purely admirable.
What a truly strange comment to make.
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Old 03-18-2011, 06:41 AM   #3638 (permalink)
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Old 03-18-2011, 06:48 AM   #3639 (permalink)
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i know. it's really amazing how they can act out like it feels good when in reality, it's very painful. especially black porn, black people can take it up the ass without breaking a sweat. purely admirable.
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Old 03-18-2011, 06:51 AM   #3640 (permalink)
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i'm sorry but i did not mean to offend. i thought it would be a compliment.
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