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Old 03-18-2011, 06:55 AM   #3641 (permalink)
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i'm sorry but i did not mean to offend. i thought it would be a compliment.
WHAT!?

your race is good at taking it up the ass!

idk...doesn't sound like a compliment to me but to each their own
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Old 03-18-2011, 06:58 AM   #3642 (permalink)
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Old 03-18-2011, 07:00 AM   #3643 (permalink)
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WHAT!?

your race is good at taking it up the ass!

idk...doesn't sound like a compliment to me but to each their own
i understand. let me just clarify that i'm not racist, especially against black people. goodness, they've got the biggest, most huge penis of all races, and how can i discriminate on something as delicious as that?
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Old 03-18-2011, 07:03 AM   #3644 (permalink)
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i understand. let me just clarify that i'm not racist, especially against black people. goodness, they've got the biggest, most huge penis of all races, and how can i discriminate on something as delicious as that?
"I'm not racist, I just subscribe to a bunch racist sexual stereotypes."
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Old 03-18-2011, 07:34 AM   #3645 (permalink)
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i'm really sorry but I can't stop laughing at the Virgin's "misconceptions"
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Old 03-18-2011, 08:58 AM   #3646 (permalink)
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I don't see what the fascination is personally. my one experience with it ended in a sharp "OW" from my then gf and I've never tried it again. My thoughts on the subject are that there's no way in hell a girl could really enjoy that, and I'd feel self-conscious about the fact that it's probably quite uncomfortable and not enjoy it myself.
I've always thought this too. Personally I can't understand how it could be enjoyable for her, but I know women who not only enjoy it but prefer it so whatever I guess.
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Old 03-18-2011, 10:31 AM   #3647 (permalink)
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I'm fine without alcohol, can go for it for 2 hours

did you do weed as well that night?
Yeah. Me am my friends had pretty much been hanging out for the better part of two days smoking weed and getting hammered.
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Old 03-18-2011, 11:54 AM   #3648 (permalink)
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Is it weird that when we did anal we didn't use lube? Although we mostly did it when I was already super turned on and had enough lubrication for both/was relaxed and he's very gentle
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Old 03-18-2011, 02:58 PM   #3649 (permalink)
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I'm on some meds and one of the side effects is anorgasma. I have to fap for about an hour if I wanna **** and when I do it feels like I've been shot out of a cannon into a wall man. I still can't stop doing it though I get bored.
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Old 03-18-2011, 03:11 PM   #3650 (permalink)
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Is it weird that when we did anal we didn't use lube? Although we mostly did it when I was already super turned on and had enough lubrication for both/was relaxed and he's very gentle
No, it's not weird.

The main reason I use lube is because I want it to be as comfortable as possible and I use a silicon-based lube because the one that I get doesn't dry after awhile like other lubes tend to do.
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