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Old 05-09-2011, 11:02 PM   #4031 (permalink)
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You're missin out man!!!1!!1
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Old 05-10-2011, 02:44 AM   #4032 (permalink)
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I don't plan on ever not being a virgin in the ass...
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Old 05-10-2011, 06:14 AM   #4033 (permalink)
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Old 05-10-2011, 08:35 AM   #4034 (permalink)
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I don't plan on ever not being a virgin in the ass...
i wouldn't mind so much with a woman with a strap-on
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what? i don't understand you. farming is for vegetables, not for meat. if ou disagree with a farming practice, you disagree on a vegetable. unless you have a different definition of farming.
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Old 05-10-2011, 11:24 AM   #4035 (permalink)
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Omg. Didn't read whoposred it. I just woke up and ofcourse thought it was TheVirgin. Sorry Duce mate. But if you mention it again... Haha.

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i'm still a virgin in my ass, in case anyone's interested to know
I didn't know you could be a virgin "in da a*s" fifty times? That's atleast how many times you've told us. STFU about being gay. It's a music forum not a LBGT community.
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i havent i refuse to in fact. it triggers my ptsd from yrs ago when i thought my ex's anal beads were those edible candy necklaces
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Old 05-10-2011, 11:57 AM   #4036 (permalink)
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Prostate exams count.

Especially if you come.
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Old 05-10-2011, 05:37 PM   #4037 (permalink)
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haven't had any of them!
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Old 05-11-2011, 12:12 AM   #4038 (permalink)
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haven't had any of them!
so how are your prostrates?
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Old 05-11-2011, 01:07 AM   #4039 (permalink)
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i've observed from most porn videos, all of them shows women going down (giving bj) to a man but it is very rare seeing a man going down on a woman (cunilingus). i'm not sure how the straight world's porn do but i find it kind of, unfair. i'm wondering if this is also the same case in the real world for straight couples.

just a thought.

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i've observed from most porn videos, all of them shows women going down (giving bj) to a man but it is very rare seeing a man going down on a woman (cunilingus). i'm not sure how the straight world's porn do but i find it kind of, unfair. i'm wondering if this is also the same case in the real world for straight couples.

just a thought.
most of the flagrant homosexuals I know doesn't really like the taste
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