The Sexual Experience Thread

[Cuthbert]

Originally Posted by paul smeenus

i've never done anything else.

:d

[butthead aka 216]

fluffy thats hlarious i have a similar story


before i ever had sex i was like 16 and the point guard on the girls bball team had a thing for me and we had always been friends. so after a basketball game she sees me and is like hey im gonna grab a shower and get changed but wait up for me. so i wait up as the gym is filing out the doors and she comes out and asks if she can come over to my house. so she does and we are sittin in my basement watchin tv and shes like snuggled against me touchin me and stuff and i just froze and did nothin

very much cringe i guess i was scared


so fast forward 6 yrs


we had went to college and lost touch, gradually talkin less and less, both had dated other ppl etc. we are both back home for thanksgiving, its the night before and everyone is out drinkin. i see her and we hit it off, chemistry is crazy. she says she will drive me back to my parents house where im stayin while im home. i tell her to come in for awhile and she says she wants to but shouldnt cause shes been off and on with her bf for awhile blah blah blah


we run into each other like once a yr and i think we will always have a thing for each other but the stars have never really aligned. missed my best chances to get it in with her


i will also note the same girl was my prom date and at the after party she got really drunk and threw up and passed out and i had sex with someone else then spooned with her and fell asleep which put a rift in our relationship for a good while

[FETCHER.]

You know you've had good ass when you run down the driveway at the side of his house and kick your heels together when you get to the end.

[Dr_Rez]

Originally Posted by FETCHER.

You know you've had good ass when you run down the driveway at the side of his house and kick your heels together when you get to the end.

False if you are running down the driveway it suggest you are running from something. In that case you would not have time to click anything. Take your sex based lies elsewhere Fetcher.

[Sequoioideae]

Originally Posted by rezdaddy longlegs

false if you are running down the driveway it suggest you are running from something. In that case you would not have time to click anything. Take your sex based lies elsewhere fetcher.

#basedgod

[Dr_Rez]

Originally Posted by Sequoioideae

#basedgod

Why did you uncapitalize the first letter of my quote? You trying to make me look a fool?

[Sequoioideae]

Originally Posted by Rezdaddy Longlegs

Why did you uncapitalize the first letter of my quote? You trying to make me look a fool?

You lie, it was originally not capitalized.

[Dr_Rez]

Originally Posted by Sequoioideae

You lie, it was originally not capitalized.

Originally Posted by Rezdaddy Longlegs

False if you are running down the driveway it suggest you are running from something. In that case you would not have time to click anything. Take your sex based lies elsewhere Fetcher.

Busted like the thatcher you are. In your next life you will be scrapping the barnicals off my 10 million foot yacht. I will give you 5 minute breaks twice a day in which you will drink salt water until I say you may stop.

edit: Also you will come back as a woman named alexa. A very ugly woman with a great personality.

[Burning Down]

Originally Posted by Rezdaddy Longlegs

Busted like the thatcher you are. In your next life you will be scrapping the barnicals off my 10 million foot yacht. I will give you 5 minute breaks twice a day in which you will drink salt water until I say you may stop.

Scraping from the poop deck? lol

[Sequoioideae]

Originally Posted by Rezdaddy Longlegs

Busted like the thatcher you are. In your next life you will be scrapping the barnicals off my 10 million foot yacht. I will give you 5 minute breaks twice a day in which you will drink salt water until I say you may stop.

edit: Also you will come back as a woman named alexa. A very ugly woman with a great personality.

Nah, you totally edited that shit. I'll still maintain your poop deck though, if need be.