The Sexual Experience Thread

~~Farfisa~~ · 06-06-2011, 03:58 PM

What if your username was just "Evil", then what?

EvilChuck · 06-06-2011, 04:07 PM

Serious answer: Then that would be the noun, and there'd be no room for complaint from me.

Non serious answer: ZOMG I dunt eVEn kNO WHaT!!!!111!one

The Batlord · 06-06-2011, 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EvilChuck

Why dont you try it then? Stop wanking, and only allow yourself to climax if you're with a woman. I'm certain your desire to get a woman will increase if you know thats the only way you're allowing yourself to have an orgasm.

I have to agree. I'd just be horny all the time if I didn't wank it. If you so much as brushed up against me...well, you know.

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 06-06-2011, 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by duga

I feel like I've had quite a lack of sex since joining this site, so in celebration of now enjoying copious amounts of it I am posting in this thread.

Bout freakin time...talk about perpetual blue balls for a year. Ouch.

Hot diggity! It's been 4 months for me. I am pretty keen for some. Instead I'm in a tiny little town with NO men in their 20's early 30's that I've seen. I'm moving out to the big smoke soon so BRING IT!

Dr_Rez · 06-06-2011, 07:28 PM

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Originally Posted by EvilChuck

I'm more concerned that he decided to use the adjective part of my username to refer to me. I dont want to sound like a grammar nazi (or do I!?) but clearly the noun is Chuck, not Evil.

Why dont you try it then? Stop wanking, and only allow yourself to climax if you're with a woman. I'm certain your desire to get a woman will increase if you know thats the only way you're allowing yourself to have an orgasm.

I have. I just become miserable. Unless there is a constant girlfriend around where I know exactly when I will be pleasured there is no point in not pleasing myself. As a twenty year old male its kind of built in.

Howard the Duck · 06-06-2011, 09:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by highoctane93

u guys are gr8 lol here is my take on thangs:
1.deuce ur gay
2.batlord ill always love ur posts
3.loose lips ur amazing
4.evil ur simple and funny

<3

i'm bi, actually, but potaytoe, potartoe

Quote:

Originally Posted by RezZ

I always hear that if you masturbate to often your sex drive will decrease and you wont be bothered to go out and find real partners. I find that to be a load a ****. I could wank all day and night and im sure I would still be out chasing pretty girls to hell and back.

some people say my palms will grow hair - that scares the shit outta me

~~Dirty~~ · 07-10-2011, 11:17 PM

Strange night last night.

Alright, so as usual I pregamed by myself and went down to the bar to get hammered and hopefully find some girls, even though my bar is borderline sausagefest since the college kids are home for summer. I'm sitting at the bar and some 45 year old guy with a jeff foxworthy moustache and a muscle shirt walks up to me, gives me a 20, and tells me to get him a vodka and sprite for some much younger girl he's trying to hit on (aka get wasted and take advantage of her). He told me to buy myself a drink too, so I did and gave him his change and talked to everyone at the table a few minutes.

Bar is about to close and I see this gay dude who I know from parties and other drunken nights at the bar. He always talks my ear off about social work and whatnot, so we get to talking and he introduces me to some chicks and his room mates. He invites me, the 45 year old, and like 5 other people back to his crib for a post-bar impromptu party. On the way to his house, someone needs cigs so I walk with him to the gas station.

We see these two cute drunk girls outside smoking cigs and i recognize one as the girl who usually works there. They are being chauffeured around by a shady Mexican dude, and we invite all of them back with us and also the unimart clerk named Kumal.

Long story a little shorter, the one girl goes off to bang the guy i met them with and the other girl is with me. We down some drinks, smoke some herb, the sun comes up, we're on the front porch and just start going at it in front of everyone. I was pretty messed up, I think she initiated but regardless, I end up finger banging her and sucking on her tits while people come in and out of the door behind us rooting us on. A car honks at us as two 10 year olds jump out and throw newspapers on the doorstep. I give their dad a salute and I see the mutual respect in his eyes. It was pretty hott, the whole public thing even though it wasnt full on sex or anything. Maybe I have a career of exhibitionism and public exposure charges in my future.

Dr_Rez · 07-11-2011, 05:50 PM

Gay males: Helping the straight ones get laid for decades.

Burning Down · 07-11-2011, 06:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RezZ

Gay males: Helping the straight ones get laid for decades.

Even the Virgin?

djchameleon · 07-11-2011, 07:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Burning Down

Even the Virgin?

I think you meant to say especially TheVirgin

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~~Dirty~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: USA Posts: 981	Strange night last night. Alright, so as usual I pregamed by myself and went down to the bar to get hammered and hopefully find some girls, even though my bar is borderline sausagefest since the college kids are home for summer. I'm sitting at the bar and some 45 year old guy with a jeff foxworthy moustache and a muscle shirt walks up to me, gives me a 20, and tells me to get him a vodka and sprite for some much younger girl he's trying to hit on (aka get wasted and take advantage of her). He told me to buy myself a drink too, so I did and gave him his change and talked to everyone at the table a few minutes. Bar is about to close and I see this gay dude who I know from parties and other drunken nights at the bar. He always talks my ear off about social work and whatnot, so we get to talking and he introduces me to some chicks and his room mates. He invites me, the 45 year old, and like 5 other people back to his crib for a post-bar impromptu party. On the way to his house, someone needs cigs so I walk with him to the gas station. We see these two cute drunk girls outside smoking cigs and i recognize one as the girl who usually works there. They are being chauffeured around by a shady Mexican dude, and we invite all of them back with us and also the unimart clerk named Kumal. Long story a little shorter, the one girl goes off to bang the guy i met them with and the other girl is with me. We down some drinks, smoke some herb, the sun comes up, we're on the front porch and just start going at it in front of everyone. I was pretty messed up, I think she initiated but regardless, I end up finger banging her and sucking on her tits while people come in and out of the door behind us rooting us on. A car honks at us as two 10 year olds jump out and throw newspapers on the doorstep. I give their dad a salute and I see the mutual respect in his eyes. It was pretty hott, the whole public thing even though it wasnt full on sex or anything. Maybe I have a career of exhibitionism and public exposure charges in my future.