Now this seems a bit tame in comparison.

And what do you know, jissom isn't censored at all.

I like to think they can if they're particularly caustic.

Well go-lly mister

i'm still a virgin in the ass

erm, no, actually, i did allow my ex to screw me with a strap-on

Haha, I'm not even grossed out by Paloma's story.
It's just that.. **** happens. And I think it's pretty awesome she just wrote that story down here. No biggie :)

Hahaha, exactly.
Even girls.

One time I had sex and then I went and told people on the Internet about it. Then I tried to will some of my internal organs to stop working and eventually gave up and just looked in the mirror and cried.

what I wanna know is - are you experienced?
not necessarily stoned, but beautiful