Music Banter - The Sexual Experience Thread

One time I had sex and then I went and told people on the Internet about it. Then I tried to will some of my internal organs to stop working and eventually gave up and just looked in the mirror and cried.

You are the best storyteller on the internet. :beer:

FETCHER.

12-02-2011 08:13 AM

I laughed so much reading all this. It's reasons like this i love Dayna :love: what a ****ing champ! hahahahaha!

Janszoon

12-02-2011 06:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Paloma (Post 1124921)

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I'm pretty sure Michael Jackson didn't poop.

Howard the Duck

12-03-2011 01:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1127068)

I'm pretty sure Michael Jackson didn't poop.

he did, you couldn't see it cos he pooped into kids' mouths

Janszoon

12-03-2011 06:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Il Duce (Post 1127126)

he did, you couldn't see it cos he pooped into kids' mouths

He didn't even have a butthole.

Salami

12-03-2011 09:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1127198)

He didn't even have a butthole.

You are a very rude little girl.

The Batlord

12-03-2011 09:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Mighty Salami (Post 1127286)

You are a very rude little girl.

That's what Michael said. ;)

Howard the Duck

12-03-2011 09:45 AM

i am a scurvy-ridden seadog who wants to do it with David Bowie

Salami

12-03-2011 09:49 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1127289)

That's what Michael said. ;)

As he held her down trying to poop on her.

The Batlord

12-03-2011 09:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Mighty Salami (Post 1127294)

As he held her down trying to poop on her.

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