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Old 08-03-2012, 02:44 AM   #5601 (permalink)
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I'm told that I have great bedroom eyes.
i'm told i have Bette Davis' eyes
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Old 08-03-2012, 03:46 AM   #5602 (permalink)
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I have Marilyn Monroes vagina. Reincarnated.
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i havent i refuse to in fact. it triggers my ptsd from yrs ago when i thought my ex's anal beads were those edible candy necklaces
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Old 08-03-2012, 06:20 AM   #5603 (permalink)
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If you don't find a certain womans eyes sexy then you are seriously missing out. It's not all bums N tits ya know.
Im actually a sucker for girls' eyes. But i don't have sexual experiences with their eyes.
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Old 08-03-2012, 08:49 AM   #5604 (permalink)
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I remember when I was 15 years old, I went some person's party and I was very relaxed until a female showed up wearing a seethrough dress and I had a major boner moment. Many dudes were falling off and losing themselves. This woman was so smokin hot. I guess I had a good day after that.
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Old 08-03-2012, 09:27 AM   #5605 (permalink)
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I have Marilyn Monroes vagina. Reincarnated.
My condolences. I recommend the cotton candy douche.
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Old 08-06-2012, 06:56 PM   #5606 (permalink)
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Eyes can be pretty seductive. That's probably where the term eye-****ing comes in.

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Old 08-06-2012, 07:06 PM   #5607 (permalink)
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I've always thought of eye-fucking as basically telling someone to go fuck themselves (or something along those lines) using only your eyes and facial expressions.
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Old 08-06-2012, 07:42 PM   #5608 (permalink)
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Uh really? That's interesting... Where did you get that from?
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Old 08-06-2012, 07:45 PM   #5609 (permalink)
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I've always thought of eye-fucking as basically telling someone to go fuck themselves (or something along those lines) using only your eyes and facial expressions.
Oh, wow. Never heard that before, lol! Eye-****ing to me is exactly what Rjinx said.
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Old 08-07-2012, 10:16 AM   #5610 (permalink)
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We don't call them that here, they're 'come to bed eyes' haha.
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i havent i refuse to in fact. it triggers my ptsd from yrs ago when i thought my ex's anal beads were those edible candy necklaces
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