The Sexual Experience Thread

[FETCHER.]

tore man, I like you better when you do **** like this.

[The Batlord]

Originally Posted by tore

They can always give you a BJ and a handjob at least. A bigger problem could be this; what can you do for them? Sure, you can play hand puppets with her, but unless you have a dick like a third leg, she's not even gonna feel you when you try actual intercourse. She might as well get fucked by a gnat.

That would bum me out.

I guess you just rub your weasel on her fun button.

edit :

Here's an ASCII take on an old classic.

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o      \     \______// _ ___ _ (_(__>  \   |    o
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s      / /\|   C_____)       |  (___>   /  \    s
e     |   (   _C_____)\______/  // _/ /     \   e
x     |    \  |__   \\_________// (__/       |  x
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[LoathsomePete]

So here's something I don't think we've talked about in a little while, pubic hair. I'm going to ask the guys here first, do you like pubic hair on a woman, or do you prefer her to be shaved?

[The Batlord]

Originally Posted by LoathsomePete

So here's something I don't think we've talked about in a little while, pubic hair. I'm going to ask the guys here first, do you like pubic hair on a woman, or do you prefer her to be shaved?

I don't like a giant, untamed, forest bush, but I do like a bit of hair down there. I don't like the whole, uber shaved landing strip look, just keep it natural, but, ya know, not cavewoman natural. I wouldn't mind fully shaved, though.

[14232949]

Trimmed, not shaved Pete.
Shaving can lead to irritation and stubble on guys and girls.
If girls can wax, sure go for it. If you're not a porn star and you're a guy, don't wax, you just look stupid.
I don't mind a little pubic hair but I find unkempt hair to be off-putting.
Bushes and long ugly black pubes are not for me.

[LoathsomePete]

I've always been pretty firm in my selfish desires for a hairless vag, but I'll admit, when I was going down on my pull from Saturday, I didn't mind her landing strip at all. Definitely not a fan of cavewoman natural as Batlord so elegantly put it, but hair is natural, and I do like natural.

[Guybrush]

Originally Posted by LoathsomePete

So here's something I don't think we've talked about in a little while, pubic hair. I'm going to ask the guys here first, do you like pubic hair on a woman, or do you prefer her to be shaved?

I can't remember ever trying it, but I would like a shaved vag.

I might as well admit that I'm a bit up-tight about hygiene in sexual situations. Let's say I was single and met a girl who wanted to play my skin flute. Unless I just came out of the shower, I would probably feel a little self-concious about the state of things down south.

I know that part of the important function for pubic hair is provide ample surface area for pheromones to stick to because dick smell/vag smell just makes us horny. However, I can't help thinking that smelly genitalia are a little gross so I'm generally willing to trim my Johnsons hairdo for a more neutral odour. I also think it looks more tidy down there with a bit of trim and so I certainly don't mind if women do the same.

My wife completely disagrees with me and prefer pubic hair so there you go. She complains when I shave.

[The Batlord]

Originally Posted by tore

Unless I just came out of the shower, I would probably feel a little self-concious about the state of things down south.

Oh, totally. I'm a pretty sweaty dude, so there's no way I could have sex with someone I wasn't comfortable with if I hadn't recently showered. Unless it's drunk sex of course. Then, all bets are off. If she doesn't like the BO, then she can wear a clothespin.

[LoathsomePete]

I remember reading in a book called Sperm Wars by Dr. Robin Baker, that performing oral sex on your partner is a good way to find out if they're clean of STD's. I don't know if they each have their own particular flavor, or if it's just a general "warning, danger Will Robinson" but it was an interesting theory at least.

[Circe]

That sounds like a very easy way to get genital warts up your throat.