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Old 08-23-2012, 03:19 AM   #5861 (permalink)
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met a chambering student who is red hot

and i mean geek-hot

meeting her for lunch tomoroow, maybe

i'm fantasising about her now already
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what? i don't understand you. farming is for vegetables, not for meat. if ou disagree with a farming practice, you disagree on a vegetable. unless you have a different definition of farming.
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Old 08-23-2012, 03:26 AM   #5862 (permalink)
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met a chambering student who is red hot

and i mean geek-hot

meeting her for lunch tomoroow, maybe

i'm fantasising about her now already
Hope it turns out well. Good luck.
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Old 08-23-2012, 03:45 AM   #5863 (permalink)
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Hope it turns out well. Good luck.
well, it'll be one of the few times i've dated a nerd

all my exes were normal girls
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Old 08-23-2012, 06:48 AM   #5864 (permalink)
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And your frame of reference is... ?
he blew his load pretty quickly.
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Old 08-23-2012, 06:56 AM   #5865 (permalink)
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he blew his load pretty quickly.
i usually last about half an hour

an hour doggy style

must be my frequent masturbation, and holding it in over two hours of porn streams
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Old 08-23-2012, 08:29 AM   #5866 (permalink)
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I imagine that doggy style would make a guy come faster, at least before an hour has passed!
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Old 08-23-2012, 09:13 AM   #5867 (permalink)
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it doesn't

reverse cowgirl makes me come the fastest - 15 mins
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Old 08-23-2012, 09:26 AM   #5868 (permalink)
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it doesn't

reverse cowgirl makes me come the fastest - 15 mins
I gotta give a shoutout to the Superwoman or the Jellyfish.
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Old 08-23-2012, 09:27 AM   #5869 (permalink)
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Reverse cowgirl is my least favourite position. Doesn't do anything for me.
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Old 08-23-2012, 09:28 AM   #5870 (permalink)
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Reverse cowgirl is my least favourite position. Doesn't do anything for me.
Your doing it wrong.
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