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Burning Down 09-17-2012 10:11 AM

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Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR. (Post 1231908)
I'm circumcised, maybe his extra flap of elephant skin gets folded up inside.

Oh man, I laughed at that even though that's a ****ing gross visual. Also it's hilarious that you poked a little fun at the penis that he is so proud to have :yeah:

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This might take some investigation, better have him remove his pants the next time you see him. :wave::wave:
To fix this problem for him, right? :tramp:

Mojo 09-17-2012 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR. (Post 1231912)
If you want to walk around with penis-sweat soaked hands all day then your just flatout gross. As for my small penis, i'm only there for me anyway.

What do you actually think it takes to adjust? If you're picturing the hand going INSIDE the jeans and going to town, then I think you are mistaken.

FETCHER. 09-17-2012 10:27 AM

That is actually called masturbation and it would be semen soaking your hands.

FRED HALE SR. 09-17-2012 10:29 AM

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Originally Posted by mojopinuk (Post 1231929)
What do you actually think it takes to adjust? If you're picturing the hand going INSIDE the jeans and going to town, then I think you are mistaken.

One mans junk adjustment is another mans sweat palmed grope. Just saying. It amazes me that men think its fine to do this in public whether on the outer/inner part of their clothing. I also can't stand the guys that wear their pants around their ankles all the time, makes me wanna sucker punch em in the back of their head.

The Batlord 09-17-2012 10:30 AM

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Originally Posted by FETCHER. (Post 1231933)
That is actually called masturbation and it would be semen soaking your hands.

If you go at it enough times without showering, it gets pretty gamey down there.

Mojo 09-17-2012 10:33 AM

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Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR. (Post 1231935)
One mans junk adjustment is another mans sweat palmed grope. Just saying. It amazes me that men think its fine to do this in public whether on the outer/inner part of their clothing. I also can't stand the guys that wear their pants around their ankles all the time, makes me wanna sucker punch em in the back of their head.

If you're on the outside of the clothing, why does sweat need to come into the equation at all here?

Adjustments generally means a quick shifting of things and frankly is less noticeable or obvious than a woman adjusting. If you're covered in sweat, you're either doing it wrong or you're just having too much fun.

FRED HALE SR. 09-17-2012 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by mojopinuk (Post 1231937)
If you're on the outside of the clothing, why does sweat need to come into the equation at all here?

Adjustments generally means a quick shifting of things and frankly is less noticeable or obvious than a woman adjusting. If you're covered in sweat, you're either doing it wrong or you're just having too much fun.

I've stated 3 times I don't adjust my junk at anytime, so sweat/nonsweat, clothed/unclothed its never gonna be MY ISSUE. I find it dirty and unsanitary whether you do it through your levis or not. But by all means Gentlemen do what you gotta do.

The Batlord 09-17-2012 10:39 AM

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Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR. (Post 1231939)
I've stated 3 times I don't adjust my junk at anytime, so sweat/nonsweat, clothed/unclothed its never gonna be MY ISSUE. I find it dirty and unsanitary whether you do it through your levis or not. But by all means Gentlemen do what you gotta do.

Why is it more unsanitary than touching anything else? I'm sure your cellphone and doorknobs have far more germs than the crotch of your pants.

Mojo 09-17-2012 10:41 AM

Ok, then I should make it clear that by 'you' I don't actually mean you, personally. My point was that when you say its unsanitary and sweaty, I have no choice but to believe that you don't quite understand what it is that people mean when they talk about adjusting.

is it unsanitary when a woman adjusts her bra? Whats the difference?

FRED HALE SR. 09-17-2012 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1231942)
Why is it more unsanitary than touching anything else? I'm sure your cellphone and doorknobs have far more germs than the crotch of your pants.

Which is why I always carry cleaning products with me so they aren't unsanitary. I somehow doubt that my earpiece on my phone has more germs then your underwear/levis do to begin with. Its a moot point though as apparently its the norm to adjust your genitals in public, who knew.


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