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PoorOldPo 08-29-2012 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Ki (Post 1225325)
Won't it get crusty and dry?

Nah man, it won't, it'll cool and liquify, then just store it in a bottle, preferably a nice plastic bottle, and then just pour it over the fukers.

Key 08-29-2012 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by PoorOldPo (Post 1225351)
Nah man, it won't, it'll cool and liquify, then just store it in a bottle, preferably a nice plastic bottle, and then just pour it over the fukers.

It's almost as if...you know how to do this...almost as if...you've done it before.

Burning Down 08-29-2012 02:30 PM

I don't even know where to begin with this...OMG YOU CAN COOK WITH SEMEN.

PoorOldPo 08-29-2012 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Burning Down (Post 1225355)
I don't even know where to begin with this...OMG YOU CAN COOK WITH SEMEN.

Damn hippies, cooking their omplettes with semen!

Janszoon 08-29-2012 06:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Burning Down (Post 1225355)
I don't even know where to begin with this...OMG YOU CAN COOK WITH SEMEN.

Is that for really? :laughing:

Burning Down 08-29-2012 06:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1225422)
Is that for really? :laughing:

According to Epicurious it is! The Epi-Log on Epicurious.com: Cooking With Semen

The recipe in that link asks for 1/2 oz of semen. That's a lot isn't it? :laughing: How does any normal man produce that much at once? I guess you just have to save it.

Here, you can actually purchase it: Self Publishing, Book Printing and Publishing Online - Lulu

Semen is not bad for you and it's not going to do anything to you, but it's still strange that someone came up with recipes that incorporate it

bob. 08-29-2012 06:59 PM

"Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. "

seriously WTF!

9cc is average so yeah 1/2 oz is quite a bit

Burning Down 08-29-2012 07:09 PM

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Originally Posted by bob. (Post 1225426)
"Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. "

seriously WTF!

Inexpensive to produce? Wouldn't it be free? Okay, maybe you have to buy the poor guy a drink first, but still. And sure, it's available everywhere there is a man. Especially if you ARE a man :D

I wonder if some women would actually take their partner's semen, make something from the book with it, and then feed the end product to them without revealing the secret ingredient - so they'd be unknowingly tasting their own ***. I wouldn't.

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9cc is average so yeah 1/2 oz is quite a bit
Yeah, I thought so.

bob. 08-29-2012 07:11 PM

i am never eating at a restaurant where a man works again

Janszoon 08-29-2012 07:29 PM

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Originally Posted by bob. (Post 1225431)
i am never eating at a restaurant where a man works again

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